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@ehizthemenace

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Software Dev. Web3. Real Madrid. 6'0ft. I speak English und German.

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@ehizthemenace
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4 years
*Random ball flying through the air* Edison Cavani:
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3 years
Nobody: Teams to Liverpool this season:
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3 years
*Roma takes the lead* Bruno Fernandez and Cavani:
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5 months
This tweet too funny, Giannis Antetokounmpo that is on a $228m contract and is considered to be top 3 best basketball player in the world currently. He will leave all that to come and be dragging “ilesha south-west” local government chairman? 😂
@pontrol_777
zizi 🇳🇬
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Hilda ask if he was ibo he said yes. When he came to Nigeria he only met the mother side of his family. He literally has no knowledge about anything Yoruba. One day he will wake up that he wants to contest for a position in Yoruba land and we will reject him with full chest.
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@ehizthemenace
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3 years
*Erling Haaland shoots* The ball:
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4 years
Zidane telling Ramos and Varane the players to look out for in Europa.
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3 years
Suarez when Barca fans said he was finished
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4 years
Mane got covid, but its Liverpool that died.
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3 years
Cristiano Ronaldo has average 50 goals every year since he turned 30 years old.
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3 years
Only one player can be Messi, Bruce Lee and Anthony Joshua at the same time.
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3 years
*Aston Villa fields virgin boys against Liverpool* Jurgen Klopp:
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3 years
Nobody: Lionel Messi:
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3 years
Diogo Jota goes off and Portugal scores 3 goals in 20 minutes
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3 years
*Rumours about Zidane getting sacked* Real Madrid players:
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3 years
Lukaku waiting for Ibrahimovic after the game.
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3 years
Rashford when he saw Mason Greenwood
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3 years
Barcelona fans, packing their bags to follow Messi to his new club
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3 years
This is what you look like when you say Ronaldo is juve's problem
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3 years
@shogbadun @Waffirian_ @eyitayojay But you saw him celebrating with the trophy?
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3 years
Liverpool really went from "give us Real Madrid in the UCL" to struggling to make Top 4
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3 years
Harry Kane when he sees Son making a run:
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4 years
Willian when he sees pulisic inside the penalty area. #CHEWAT
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3 years
We really "replaced" Cristiano Ronaldo with Eden Hazard. Florentino Perez dey craze!
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3 years
DJ Cuppy actually made a very good decision by leaving Arsenal.
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4 years
Sergio Reguilon when he saw Lamela in the box.
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3 years
Mbappe after he saw Messi score that penalty
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3 years
Eibar got relegated last season and Messi is now leaving La liga.
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3 years
Thiago Alcantara watching his thumps up compilation
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3 years
Ronaldo at 33 was cementing his GOAT status with a UCL 3peat. Messi at 33 is getting humiliated by a 22 year old kid.
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3 years
Messi fans in the first half #HUNPOR
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3 years
Happy birthday to the Greatest Footballer Of All Time. Cristiano Ronaldo.
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3 years
Werner as LFW Werner as Cf
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4 years
Messi ain't eating breakfast in the morning cos he already 8-2 much..
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3 years
"Give me freedom, give me fire Give me Eibar or I retire"
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3 years
Eden Hazard can never relate
@GFFN
Get French Football News
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Neymar has scored 81 goals in 100 appearances for PSG in all competitions.
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Arsenal when they signed Willian:
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3 years
*Team checks schedule* sees Chelsea is the next opponent:
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4 years
Manchester united 2-0 Ajax - Ziyech was present Leicester City 0- 2 Man United - Chiwell was present PSG 1-3 Man United - Thiago was present Now the Three are together at Chelsea It will be - Man United 7-1 Chelsea
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3 years
*Manchester united player shoots at Leeds net* The ball:
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3 years
Arsenal fans realising Cuppy isn't the bad luck, Arsenal is just shit.
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4 years
December 7, 2019 Ciro Immobile ------- 17 goals Ronaldo ----- 7 goals Barca fans: "Ronaldo is finished" July 20, 2020 Cristiano Ronaldo ------ 30 league goals Immobile --------- 30 goals... Barca & messi fan boys:
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3 years
We need to create a Mo Salah dive challenge
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4 years
@ChidiWilliams__ @Retrogodammed It all started with an idea, several laptops and 12 friends....
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3 years
@mbahdey4u ❤ and follow
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3 years
*Man City player shoots* The ball to Chelsea's net:
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4 years
Ramos when the goal keeper was dancing on the line to distract him. #ATHRMA
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3 years
*pass the ball to each other or go to Jail* Marcus Rashford and Mason Greenwood:
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3 years
"Ronaldo no dey game" "Messi played well" But if you check score sheet, na Ronaldo name appear twice.
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5 months
@LordKronos01 He will now be going about saying “vote for me for a better ilesha” 😂
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4 years
Chelsea is 3rd on the table, they conceded 3 goals yesterday. Leicester is 4th on the table, they conceded 4 goals today. Manchester United is 5th on the table and they play tomorrow... 🤔
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3 years
Messi getting balon d'or shouts when he plays Eibar or alaves, but the TL is mute when he played Atletico Madrid and Real Madrid this season.
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3 years
I'm sure Lukaku wished this ball was Zlatan's face
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3 years
If it's Ronaldo that keeps going out of the champions league knockout stage in such humiliating manner, the media wouldn't let us hear word. See the way they're feeling bad for Messi. Smh.
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3 years
Ronaldo when he saw the coca-cola bottles on the table.
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3 years
Nobody: Thiago Alcantara every match:
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3 years
Manchester United vs Leeds 😭
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3 years
Phil Foden after Salah equalised
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4 years
When you accidentally type "😂😂🔥😂"
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@AbaraEgwu That’s if he will even choose Nigeria, he’s also Greek
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3 years
Luis Suarez winning the La Liga for Atletico Madrid the very season Barcelona threw him out for being "finished" is not talked about enough.
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3 years
Nobody should ever say Ronaldo is the problem with Juventus, unless you don't have a brain in your head.
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4 years
@Keishagrene @YOSEOMO @Eslawal And she has the brain of a mosquito
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4 years
@UgwunnaEjikem Siiiiiiiuu
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3 years
Barcelona's next game is against Levante. Eibar mode activated.
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3 years
Suarez and Rakitic are now flourishing after they left Barcelona?
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3 years
@downbadpatrol "I need a you, who isn't a you"
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3 years
The only time Messi is super human 😂
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3 years
when he chose to leave Real Madrid for Juventus after a UCL 3peat and still wont leave Juventus this season for PSG 😭
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 💋
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When did you realise he hated you??
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Mariano and Vinicius starting God, it's all in your hands now oh
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@cchemazu @kheerah_ Giannis isn’t top 3? You probably don’t watch the nba. Jokic Giannis Embiid
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3 years
Real Madrid is the greatest club in history, any other club is plastic.
@XavsFutbol
Xav Salazar
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Imagine winning the Champions League 3 times in a row. Could always be my club.
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James Rodriguez when he sees Richarlison on the other wing.
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La liga teams trying to defend against Benzema this season
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*Messi getting Goat shouts in the first half Granada:
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@yallchille @_shalomthefirst @kusssman Make them go meet De Bruyne for assist.
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Cavani on the bench. Lindelof in place of Eric Bailly Ole wants to fuck things up...
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3 years
Lacazette today.
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3 years
Now you know...
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@EdmundOris
Edmund 💉
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After all said and done; Messi >>>>>> Mbappe + Ronaldo.
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3 years
"I'm in my house, come and beat me" Na so them start to dey flog Liverpool anyhow o
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@zeekcodes See this reply
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2 years
I'm grateful that I'm a Real Madrid fan 🥺❤ Can't be creating twitter space every weekend crying about why Maguire can't pass a ball.
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3 years
The messi that played today
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Barcelona are missing Eibarman??
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Lampard when he sees Timo Werner in training tomorrow.
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Kawhi watching this Clippers team play like shit
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3 years
unpopular opinion: Arsenal getting invited to the super league was a bigger insult to football than the creation of the super league itself.
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@versacles @Lefemariey A new country for me*
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4 years
Vee Lied!!!!! The best skin care products is Messi fanboys tears 😍😍
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Flash when he sees several gala sellers run past him
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@mide_yy
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If superheroes were in Nigeria;
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I'm actually happy for Lukaku and Inter. I prefer inter winning the Seria A than Ac Milan, if Milan had won it, Ibrahimovic wouldn't have allowed us to rest with Lion quotes
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@Danysleek @youmbss That’s not how this works tho, the tweet was quoting another tweet talking about the pros and cons, plus I feel it’s important for people to know these things too. He also made this tweet in comparison to other western countries not African countries.
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Ronaldo after porto knocked Juventus out
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Sofascore recording this for Messi as "big chance" created
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@Letter_to_Jack
Man of Letters.
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Lionel Messi. The Hero of Levante. Best in creating goal for opponents🤝.
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4 years
JSS1 SS3
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3 years
Barcelona, Arsenal, Manchester United in one night!!!
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3 years
Messi trying not to ghost.
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Luis Suarez has not scored a single goal in the UCL this season
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