See e.g. Luna sold me this balloon

Luna (he/him) lives at Angie’s Grocery in Brooklyn - go visit him, and buy a balloon while you’re there!

Great day for Kansas! Will be celebrating by eating a hot dog

That ankle, it looks good #Wichita

Foiled!! 🤣🤣

This year it’s Cadbury chocolate #egg, spread the word.

It’s a big day in #egg history

It’s ONE ball Fran! We are NOT watching “the BALLS drop!”

https://t.co/xUTRbdIKjT

Oh, I’d be delighted to share that recipe with you! . . . . . . . . . (When he🏒🏒 freezes over.)

Anybody who’s anybody has gotten a flu shot

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 　 🥚🥚🥚 🥚 🥚　🥚 👇 🥚🥚 👇 　 🥚　🥚 　 🥚　 🥚 　 👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of egg

My number of followers has increased by 23%. My twitter is blowing up. Eggsponentially.

#seniorpupsaturday @dog_rates this is Tuffy. He’s 14 but looks younger — the white masks the gray. Be nice to him and he’ll be nice to you, probably.

@michaelcera if we get married I'd be Sarah Cera. Say it out loud in that voice that you have

The difference between me and Jesus is that He has risen and I am in bed eating jelly beans out of an #egg

@eggsarah is back and ready to crack

Hi @AlecBaldwin