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effle

@effle

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Desperately trying to make fun of life's ridiculousness.

Seattle, WA
Joined June 2008
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@effle
effle
8 months
We overspend. Revenue generation is the bigger problem.
@cperruna
Chris Perruna
8 months
Bernie has been a BIG part of the problem for 35 years now! We need term limits in Congress.
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@effle
effle
9 months
Checking in here and absolutely stunned at the absolute cesspool of brain rot and bots dominating this platform now. Unbelievable transformation.
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@effle
effle
2 years
Every “peak fraud” post from the last 10 years is about to look silly. We ain’t even close to what we’re gonna see if it works as they’ve drawn it up.
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@effle
effle
1 year
Welp. $tsla
@effle
effle
3 years
The new $tsla and $arkk learning curve is learning about S curves in product adoption. https://t.co/5gEVNWWfpU
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@effle
effle
1 year
Who sponsored his H-1B? If you can come as a student for a week or so, start a company, and then just sponsor your own H-1B, that’s probably a loophole we should close.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
1 year
@stevenmackeyman The reason I’m in America along with so many critical people who built SpaceX, Tesla and hundreds of other companies that made America strong is because of H1B. Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face. I will go to war on this issue the likes of which you cannot
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@effle
effle
1 year
$aapl out here trading like a currency. Just a tool in the toolkit.
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@effle
effle
1 year
Today would be a good day for the honest among those at the SEC to do their jobs.
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@effle
effle
1 year
Liars lie. They can’t help themselves. “record margins” Let’s not even look at Reagan’s 66%. He underperformed Mitt (and McCain). Twice.
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@effle
effle
1 year
Idiotic. Constitution->Congress->Elected Reps and Senators->laws->agencies to administer laws One Presidential election doesn’t override hundreds of elected lawmakers over 150 years for a reason. This isn’t hard.
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@effle
effle
1 year
Can we at least lift the US ban on owning Russian equities so we can at least participate in all this winning?
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@effle
effle
1 year
GD this aged well.
@effle
effle
1 year
I remember the time I signed a deal with him to get paid on referrals. Don’t ask me how it turned out. I can’t tell you.
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@effle
effle
1 year
Alexa, why do so many white men support Trump?
@pmarca
Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸
1 year
When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.
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@effle
effle
1 year
I remember the time I signed a deal with him to get paid on referrals. Don’t ask me how it turned out. I can’t tell you.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
1 year
For every person you refer who is a swing state voter, you get $47! Easy money.
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@effle
effle
1 year
This guy.
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@effle
effle
1 year
The main point there is the admission the narrative is a lie. Again.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
1 year
Some good points here
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@effle
effle
1 year
If Twitter thinks ad revenues will improve by faking “clicks” when we hold our fingers on an ad text space to activate intended scrolling, the more likely outcome is more advertisers leave because of worsening ROAS. Looks good for a week though. Desperate move.
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@effle
effle
1 year
Another classic take that’s populist, simplistic, and at best only partially correct. I guess if we ever get his long warned population collapse or free robot labor and/or cheap energy, we’ll all learn more about inflation together.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
1 year
Inflation is caused by the Federal government spending more than it earns, because they just print more money to make up the difference. To solve inflation, reduce wasteful government spending. Your tax dollars should be spent well, not poorly.
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@effle
effle
1 year
“we” and “us.” Interesting. @SEC_Enforcement
@cb_doge
DogeDesigner
1 year
Just a reminder: Last month, The European Commission offered 𝕏 an illegal secret deal: if we quietly censored speech without telling anyone, they would not fine us. The other platforms accepted that deal. 𝕏 did not.
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@effle
effle
2 years
Heh
@effle
effle
2 years
@Convertbond Not a single comment about suspected policy moves of Bank of Japan and the carry trade implications for financial conditions?
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@effle
effle
2 years
“Powell needs to reassure the market!!!” —🤡🤡🤡s
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