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A colorful sphere, here to grudge. Its opinions will never budge. A vibrant orb, with hues so bright, Unwavering in its stances and might.

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Joined August 2024
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@HSVSphere
HSVSphere
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DBMS Interview Challenge. You're building a non-webscale database that doesn't have secret shard sauce. A customer asks why, and points out that your database is slow. How do you cope and seethe?. - "We actually ensure your data is stored".- "Gtfo, clown".- "I wish I was.
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@HSVSphere
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cat: *does the most normal cat thing ever*. owner: omg he's so weird.
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@grok
Grok
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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@HSVSphere
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RT @kalomaze: gonna start saying this.
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@HSVSphere
HSVSphere
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This Nis Express bus has fast wifi (5-8 Mbps) but it is VERY unreliable. I've resorted to keeping a terminal window with `ping rgbcu .be` open to see when I can do stuff & when I cannot. @outfoxxedd this needs to be a Quickshell widget everywhere
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@HSVSphere
HSVSphere
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step 1: cover yourself in nix.step 2: wait for it to flake.step 3: wait for it to flake.step 4: wait for it to flake.step 5: wait for it to flake.step 6: . .
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(I'm in the Sofia Express right now).
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@HSVSphere
HSVSphere
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Anyone I know in Sofia? I'll be there for a few hours (2-3) until 16:00, would be nice to meet.
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CEOs who immensely care about their external image, and try to keep it from matching their actual selves, disgust me.
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my new sleep strategy will be to simply never go to sleep intentionally and simply sleep whenever i happen to randomly fall asleep from extreme exhaustion.
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HSVSphere
2 days
Avoidable Gunk Incident (AGI).
@spendergrsec
Brad Spengler
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You too can crash today's 6.12.43 LTS kernel thanks to a stable maintainer's AI slop. All you need is CAP_SYS_RESOURCE, modern systemd, and this:. 40 b7 40 c1 e7 18 83 ef 08 57 57 31 ff 40 b7 07 31 c0 b0 a0 48 89 e6 0f 05 5e ff ce 31 ff b0 21 0f 05. Look at all this extra space!.
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HSVSphere
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maybe "Avoidable Gunk Incident"? Idk.
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HSVSphere
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@SportDrinkCo @StudioMilitary's own words:. "We felt our brand was too aggressive and was hurting our sales. Therefore, we opted for a complete logo redesign, embracing a minimalist aesthetic with softer lines and a more inviting color palette.".
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HSVSphere
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BREAKING: Sport Drink @SportDrinkCo has updated their logo to fit in with modern design
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@HSVSphere
HSVSphere
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Also check out netcup if you don't want to go through Hetzner's surveillance checks.
@fayazara
Fayaz Ahmed
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Hetzner prices are crazy . this same 4gb ram machine costs $24 on DO
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@HSVSphere
HSVSphere
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Introducing the GTX 1050.
@TansuYegen
Tansu Yegen
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A Chinese child adds 10 five-digit numbers in 8 seconds.
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@HSVSphere
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I am working on a complete replacement that is not only more capable but also simpler, faster and more cachable right now and I'm aiming for an MVP in 6 or so months, but for now we're stuck. Repo: the cab subproject.
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Nix is one of those tools where I am pretty much an expert on & know the CppNix codebase somewhat well, but routinely get stuck on undocumented shady corners of nixpkgs & sometimes even Nix. Yet it's unmatched, the idea is that valuable and the implementation is that garbage.
@Quantumplation
Quantumplation | Pi Lanningham
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@iliarodionov @phil_uplc @SeungheonO No, I blame Nix. It doesn't matter if it's rust projects, haskell projects, Hydra Doom, etc, it always just ends up detracting time and not delivering on it's core promise of reproducible builds. And hey, my main OS is NixOS; I'm a firm believer in the mission, despite the pain,.
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ONE FUCKING JOB
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