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aspiring political rpf author | #1 newsantis shipper

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Joined August 2023
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FINALLY
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i know no one gaf but i will write a new chapter to this soon and it will be the craziest one yet i think🤫
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also cuomo bald spot
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they even aurafarm together
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we as a society need to talk about andrew cuomo and chris christie yaoi bc look at the material
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the millennial pause is frying me😭
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he was so offended😭😭
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imagine going to ivy league schools 2x, winning debate awards, building your life brick by brick, getting groomed by the establishment to become the first hispanic president just for some tv star to come out of nowhere and outshine you. i would kill myself in front of trump.
@PollTracker2024
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
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Axios: Texas Senator Ted Cruz is laying the groundwork for a 2028 presidential bid. https://t.co/jtXIGO4F2Z
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real life 🤝 lunaverse newsom almost loses his job for cheating
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might be the most in character thing i’ve written. i just know his instagram reels are full of cat videos
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god put so much effort into creating this man he’s like His mona lisa
@VEEPILF
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constantly scheming
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reject this slop and embrace governor yaoi❗️
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My search history is so fucked up right now
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he cant be fr
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Gavin Newsom looked disgusting —ass protruding—in his skinny jeans. Very, very disrespectful.
@CAgovernor
Governor Gavin Newsom
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Visiting the Jamaraquá community in the Amazon River Basin was a once-in-a-lifetime chance to learn about local climate solutions and the sustainable economic practices happening here. I'm proud to stand with Indigenous leaders in working to help California drive forward real
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his hair
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its his “am i cooked chat” face
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obsessed with the way ted always does this sad puppy face with his eyebrows when he gets confronted
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maga ppl are like “oh my god trump is a horrible guy he’s going after their families” where were you when he called heidi cruz ugly? that was a big story back then and you guys were enjoying the show thats why he has the audacity to do those things now.
@ConservativeG99
Conservative Girl
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OMG...It's almost like he wants to despised. I still can't believe just how truly bad Trump is. He's just dreadful.
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anyway im still here
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clintongore billbush derken TRUMP şoku gerçekten beklemediğim yerden geldi bu sefer
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he popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse he Monica Lewinskyed all on my gown
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