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Oh no! Teddy's had a comeuppance on the road from Jerusalem to Jericho! He needs a Good Samaritan to help him out! Thankfully our Toddler Church members will be there for him this Friday at 2pm! #Bexley

Evening, @LBofBexley, Please can you confirm whether members of the #SEND department have watched tonight's #Panorama with Kellie Bright, and whether it's given them cause for reflection- and maybe even some penitence- on their own practice? https://t.co/1FqsNMYSKi

Here are the sermon notes from this morning's Harvest Festival; https://t.co/IEvKItVYCJ

Jesus told a parable about a rich man who gathered all of his harvest into barns but was unable to take the it with him when he died. If he'd been more appreciative, maybe he could have made pictures from them - which is what we'll be doing at Toddler Church this Friday at 2pm!

Tackle hate. Become an Active Bystander. 📅 Active Bystander Session, Weds 15 Oct, 5.30-7pm, Zoom. Protection Approaches are delivering an Active Bystander Session on how to safely challenge hate in your community. Registration required: https://t.co/tyuONWKKps

"The rich man in his castle, the poor man at his gates..." This morning's sermon: https://t.co/L2z8PKz0io

A fantastic morning at the Bexley Country Market where funds were being raised as part of the 35th anniversary of the excellent @macmillancancer Coffee Morning. Thank you to all the organisers, Mayor of Bexley, @MPSBexley @CameronSmithUK and many Bexley residents for supporting.

"All Things Bright & Beautiful" is a well known hymn, but there's a "Lost Verse", deemed problematic even in Victorian times and rarely sung since the turn of the 20th Century? More about that in the Vicar's sermon this Sunday: 8am Said Communion 10am Parish Eucharist #Bexley

Jesus told a story about setting the right foundations to build a house; Rock or sand? At Toddler Church we'll be deciding between bricks or Play-Doh. Either way, foundations for faith are being set; this Friday 2pm. #Bexley

When the Prodigal Son returned home, his father celebrated by slaughtering a fatted calf. The vicar says we don't have the budget for a fatted calf, so we'll be decorating biscuits to celebrate when we hear the story at Toddler Church this Friday at 2pm! #Bexley

Here's this morning's sermon, including a link to the poem the vicar read: https://t.co/cvQDCHatJW

"I once was lost, but now I'm found..." Feeling a bit lost? Find your way to church this Sunday. 8am Said Communion 10am Parish Eucharist #Bexley

The sheep have gone astray (again) all over the church! You can guarantee that our Toddler Church members will be searching diligently to find all of them when Toddler Church returns this Friday at 2pm!

Here's today's sermon: https://t.co/ulaslqOaHn

BY POPULAR DEMAND! Pet blessing service at St Mary's #Bexley! Sunday 28th September, 3pm. All creatures great and small welcome! (And if you dont have a pet you're still welcome to come and appreciate everyone else's!)

Join us this Sunday for our 10am Family Communion when we'll be indulging the Vicar's #Taskmaster obsession... Again... (Or for the 8am Said Communion, when we won't be...) #Bexley

In this Sunday's Gospel passage, Jesus tells a parable about guests taking their place at a table for a wedding banquet. Everyone has a place at the table. Services this Sunday (31st August): 8am: Said Communion 10am Parish Eucharist #Bexley

This morning's sermon, With copious #DoctorWho references and thanks to @huguenotmuseum for some advice on the New Testament and Psalms! https://t.co/DSxXhrVjoy

For the next two Sundays (10th and 17th August), there will be no 8am service here at St John's, #Bexley. But you're still utterly welcome to join us for the 10am Parish Communion Service! ...Normal Sunday service schedule will be resumed on the 24th August...

In this morning's Gospel, Jesus told a parable about a man with too much stuff. We also heard a story about some Magpies with too much stuff... Here's the sermon: https://t.co/0mlLZsD7N3