So here's the deal, Sparky: We're adding the GM-less Ingenum Role-Playing System to our lineup. 1/

If Elon Dumpfart wants to buy this website for $44 billion, I'll happily sell him mine for only $10 million. It's a bargain at any price!

So conservatives don't really care about money anymore, do they. It's all about being a huge ass to everyone not like them now.

I keep getting Kickstarter notices for an RPG that seems really interesting, but I still can't get hyped for it because it looks SUPER TWEE. Unicorns farting pixie dust twee. Over 9000 on the tweeometer. I wanna support innovation but I'd never play it. :closes wallet sadly:

I would love to watch a show that was 3 days of questioning senators to see if they are qualified for their job.

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

Minirant: the DM of the game I'm playing in likes to go "You're in a big city, you have an appointment this evening, what do you do?" and we end up spending hours going to random shops to waste time until the actual encounter. Just get us to the fireworks factory, please.

Project: F R I E N D S Ross: The Shattered (ON A BREAK!) Phoebe: The Beast (smelly catgirl) Joey: The Spy (how YOU doin’?) Monica: The Squire (keep them safe, keep them clean) Chandler: The Construct (could he BE any more robotic?) Rachel: The Devil (Lying Snake ver., obviously)

Wars in the Stars: Luke: The Squire Ben: The Lantern Leia: The Heir Han: The Spy Chewie: The Beast Framework: GEE I WONDER

The Super Globetrotters: Liquid Man: The Rain Super Sphere: The Dwarf Spaghetti Man: The Spider Gizmo: The Collector Multi Man: The Shattered Crime Globe: The Mascot

Gilligan's Quest: Gilligan: The Squire Skipper: The Ogre The Millionaire: The Heir His Wife: The Orc The Movie Star: The Devil The Professor: The Tinker Mary Ann: The Spy Dr. Boris Balinkoff: The Overlord

CerealWorld: Lucky the Leprechaun: The Elf (Faerie ver.) Tony: The Beast (Mammalian ver.) Chocula: The Remnant (Curse of Hunger ver.) Snap, Crackle, Pop: The Pair (The Trio ver.) Cap'n Crunch: The Spy (Daredevil ver.) Framework: The Horizon, with the S.S. Guppy as The Ship

The Harvey Comics Expanded Universe: Richie Rich: The Heir (Great Builders ver.) Casper: The Remnant (Curse of Spirit ver.) Hot Stuff: The Devil (Vile Beast ver.) Wendy: The Harbinger (Principled Academia ver.) Baby Huey: The Ogre (The Hills ver.) Reggie van Dough: The Overlord

Super Mario Bros: Mario: The Outlander (Alien World ver.) Luigi: The Squire (See the World ver.) Peach: The Heir (Stalwart Defenders ver.) Toad: The Orc (Born in Darkness ver.) Bowser: The Overlord in some games, The Dragon (Dragon, Reborn ver.) in others

Pop culture campaign ideas by way of @Veliministriari's #FellowshipTTRPG, a thread:

*jamming fistfuls of cicadas in my mouth* The CDC doesn't control me! I do what I want! Om nom munch ... ugh ... nom

WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THE TAKO?? #bringinaback

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes: At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

Posting this one just for the older millennials right now

"America is going to hell! Re-elect me!"

It. is. the. JOB. Of the press to be the burr under the government's saddle, to be the scold, to be the harsh light. The press exists to expose cheats and fools. The more the government hates the press in general, the worse the government is.