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@eclipsedave

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Activist, humorist, stargazer, lock picker, movie buff, music lover, closet superhero, tattoo enthusiast, graffiti freak, human cannonball & drum'n'bass fanatic

Joined April 2010
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@eclipsedave
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Fair question: Is this guy mentally retarded?
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Heads up #locksport #locksmith crew! You gotta see this presentation by Bob Simon about the history and development of bank safe time locks:
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My #earthquake prediction came true!
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Here in #LosAngeles County, we're way past due for a big fucking #earthquake.
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Here in #LosAngeles County, we're way past due for a big fucking #earthquake.
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.@neeratanden You have the gall to be oinking about #affordability and #tariffs on @MSNOWNews when YOU'RE the one who railed against @BernieSanders when he could've been the nominee to run for #President and WIN. But YOU did YOUR PART to fuck that up! GTFOH, you grahzny bratchny.
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.@UPS driver saves elderly #SantaAna woman from house fire. Another reason why #UPS drivers have always been awesome:
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@GavinNewsom
Gavin Newsom
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FAFO.
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@eclipsedave
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.@cliffcashcomedy "The tragicomic is the ability to laugh and retain a sense of life's joy - to preserve hope even while staring in the face of hate and hypocrisy - as against falling into the nihilism of paralyzing despair."-@CornelWest, from his book "Democracy Matters"
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@Automatricsltd
Automatrics Limited
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Hope everyone had a great Christmas, and enjoyed the action packed December on our YouTube channel. Best wishes for 2026 from everyone at the Automatrics team https://t.co/mH60WLZ7Ja https://t.co/ium2FyrAdB https://t.co/EXLgqvxCz1
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@PACLOCK_USA
Pacific Lock Company
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Padlocks with exposed shackles are so 2025. ๐Ÿ‘Ž The โ€œ82-Seriesโ€ redefines container security, outperforming shackled padlocks because there's simply no shackle to cut. 2026 is calling โ€ฆ it's saying shackles suck! #PACLOCK #82Series #CargoSecurity #ContainerSecurity
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.@realDonaldTrump kidnapped #Maduro to wag the dog. He wants to distract #Americans from the #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinFiles the same way #Clinton fired cruise missiles at #Sudan days after publicly testifying about the #Lewinsky scandal. Chump looks like he's on borrowed time.
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Chump kidnapped the leader of #Venezuela to distract from the #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinFiles.
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Another #paleoanthropology special with @Ella_AlShamahi featuring brain cases for every occasion! Open your cranium lids and plop in a scoop of knowledge. I promise you'll "dig" these bones as you release your inner #Neanderthal. My fav: Homo floresiensis!
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Have you ever seen an advertisement on Facebook and then made a purchase from that company?
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.@Automatricsltd I'm so jazzed to see the recent Youtube channel uploads! Doesn't matter that it's content recorded a few years ago. Every recovery is an adventure! #crackin'
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@PACLOCK_USA
Pacific Lock Company
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All of us at PACLOCK want to thank you for your continued support in 2025. We will be closed Dec 25th, 26th, and Jan 1st so our team can enjoy the holidays with friends & family. We wish you a strong and secure New Year!โœจ #PACLOCK #HappyHolidays
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.@joerogan is not funny and never has been funny. He's a great UFC commentator. That's it.
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@PACLOCK_USA
Pacific Lock Company
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Too many โ€œmarine gradeโ€ padlocks rely on plastic coatings and plated steel that rust, freeze, and fail. Those coatings trap moisture and cold, making frozen locks nearly impossible to thaw. No standards. Just marketing. PACLOCK builds true marine grade. https://t.co/ciGM19PA1J
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.@flea333 is the one person who I believe could get @janesaddiction back together. It's an open wound that millions of us share. However, the remedy is making amends and expressing such healing through music. Perhaps @flea333 could help them begin with one song called "Remedy".
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RIP actor Gil Gerard. When I tweeted him back in 2018 with a pic of my robot vacuum, he was the only one who gave me a "like" on the post. He was such a good sport. After a long battle with cancer, Mr. Gerard has passed away at age 82. Rest easy, Buck Rogers.
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.@Gil_Gerard My new #RobotVacuum named "Suck Rogers"
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