Ebuka l Socrates🦙🐍🦜🦀
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Psalm 77:1-14 | Taking on projects starting at $1500; DM let's build | Thank You God For Keeping Things Running Smoothly 🙏🤲
data and marketing
Joined May 2018
"Poverty is like creeping paralysis, slowly it destroys the desire for freedom, strips one of the ambition to enjoy better things of life and undermines personal initiatives.
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It's honestly impossible to cover all edge cases before shipping a product. Users will always find something the entire product team didn't even think about.
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As a Nigerian, never involve yourself into all these loan apps. For your sanity, don't try it.
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E get the kind alert u go receive, Them no born ur spark well make e no come back😂😂 https://t.co/bTYGIf0ngx
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Guess what I saw on my passport after receiving it from the Netherlands embassy? A 2-year Schengen visa. Yayyyyy 🥳
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I need a wife from each tribe.
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Ah, INEC machines are now in cars?
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"We tried reaching out to the Edo State Government and the Commissioner of Police, no response from them. There are several proven avenues to capture the k!dn@ppers who åbducted Aisha Wahab, but without government approval and backing, there is no way to carry out such
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With two pictures Define Growth
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I don't know any pharmacist who is into GMP manufacturing, Pharmacometrics, Nuclear medicines or even Pharmacogenomics. If we are not begging people to buy our company's product, then we are somewhere at a reputable pharmacy in Sangotedo counting folic acid.
Nigeria is limiting asf bro
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You guys, I’m thinking of writing a thread on reasons why people get refused and basically things you should know before you settle for a travel destination. I work as a travel manager and counselor so I can tell you for free.
Dem refuse me for USA embassy, I enter motor Dey go Ibadan, as I reach here i burst cry 😭😂 Naso, two guys inside the car tell me say “Alaye no be only you Dem refuse oo😭🤲” Won Pa aura mo mi Lara😂
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Chimamanda Adichie said on Arise TV that Nigeria's poverty levels is not why people carry materialism on their heads here. She said she has been to other poor countries and they're not like that. I've always shared this opinion. We dey blame poverty but una no just get values.
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Trust me not everyone 😂, I know how many times my dad arrested my younger brother with community vigilante, not even a criminal crime😂 I know how many times he questioned my source of income and I had to walk him through it cause he don’t even believe me and threatened to
Believe it or not…. 90% of persons will cover up for their family if they found out they committed a crime.
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You have to speak to Claude if you want the bitter truth. Chat GTP is a synchophant.
ChatGPT biggest issue is it's too agreeable.
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nah bc absence makes me forget you 😭
Whoever said absence makes the heart grow fonder clearly didn't have ADHD
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Dad was a wine collector and a fan of yanni and enya....now, I am a wine collector and a fan of these artists Its the cycle of life 🙂↕️
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Spend the morning with me as a UI/UX designer leaving in Lagos.
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well read
New episode: "How Elon Works" This episode covers the insanely valuable company-building principles of Elon Musk A few notes from the episode: 1. The mission comes first. 2. Retreat is not an option. 3. A maniacal sense of urgency is our operating principle. 4. Product
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"If I start collecting 77k I will be saving 30k " Since I start I never save 5k😂😂😂🥲🥲🥲
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Having Savings in Nigeria is very hard.. You need to be selfish to a reasonable degree to have a substantial savings from this amount.
If you earn N250k - N400k per month as take home in your present situation, how much will you be saving per month?
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