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@earth2solo
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I actually don't want white people to go to Africa as a whole ever again
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things bout to get uglier than a lightskin with red ink tattoos
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it’s bitches that look like this calling me ugly LMFAOOOO ok 👍🏽
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@earth2solo
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5 years
East Africans who say Samosa instead of Sambusa actually strike fear into my fragile heart
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@earth2solo
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3 years
hot cheeto stains on your fingers is just American henna
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3 years
if somebody speaks to me in an accent I start emulating the way they speak I have a serious problem 😭
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@REDSEASHAWTY It’s even sadder bc I know it’s itching and burning in there from the STDs 😢
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@earth2solo
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6 years
I was giving my cousins from Toronto advice and these mfs kept saying “a lie, a lie” but I wasn’t even lying???
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2 years
Y’all seriously can not be mad at me cuz ya shit look like big ass bed bug bites… 😭 please start saving for tattoo removal!
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5 years
Nobody: Africans counting money: 👅👍🏽💵
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2 years
@solayaismail Yeah come collect your brethren and sisters for me cuz they look like grocery bags wallahi
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@earth2solo
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11 months
@lnbshr She forgot there’s no more affirmative action oh jheez
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@earth2solo
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4 years
Idris there is still ample time left to delete this
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@earth2solo
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4 years
And please know that ISAIAS AFWERKI is responsible every drop of blood Eritrean blood that is spilled in this silly skirmish because he got us all involved in some bullshit that doesn’t concern us instead of building up his own country and taking care of his own people
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@earth2solo
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6 years
Habesha niggas hairlines evaporate bc they wash their hair with dove soap. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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@earth2solo
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2 years
#justice for all the coi fish, angel numbers, chinese/arabic/japanese calligraphy n allllll the dragons LOLLLL I’m muting 🥱
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@earth2solo
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11 months
there is a 95% chance somebody is mentally ill if they audio call you on instagram
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2 years
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5 months
@REDSEASHAWTY she a weirdo she showin her PANTY… she shake it like JELLY……—//—
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@earth2solo
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4 years
Eritrea and the Horn of Africa will never know peace because a lot of you WERIDOS would rather cling to ages old animosity instead of turning over a new leaf and focusing on the things that REALLY MATTER LIKE OUR YOUTH NOT BEING DRAGGED TO SAWA VERY YEAR???
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@earth2solo
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1 year
drake had to be driven to the emergency room after clenching his teeth so hard he cracked 3 molars ik he’s pissed
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@earth2solo
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4 years
I’ll never forget somebody cut off a part of my sisters braid in elementary school so we waited for him by his house and jumped him together 😭
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5 years
Refrigerated injera is my arch nemesis
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@earth2solo
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6 years
They brought lasagna and pasta and we perfected it 😭 Imagine another country making your own food better than you LMFAOOO
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@earth2solo
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4 years
Like do you know that Eritrea is poor? Do you actually know that? Do you know that our families put out every dish, pot, and barrel they have when it rains to collect water because WE DON’T HAVE NO FUCKING INDOOR PLUMBING IN SEGENEYTI ARE YOU DUMBBBBBB
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4 years
Happy Eritrean Independence Day to my beautiful beautiful people ❤️🇪🇷
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6 years
ኪኪ ዱ ዩ ላቭ ሚ
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@earth2solo
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8 years
PSA: IF WE'RE EATING GA'AT/ INJERA TOGETHER AND YOU EAT FROM MY FUCKING SIDE SIGA ADEY MARIAM I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT
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@earth2solo
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6 years
Habesha parents will decided to take a nap in the loudest room of the house and then curse ya life if you make any SMALL noise and wake them up. Then when you ask them why they didn't sleep in their room they'll say "zis whole house iz mine, I can sleep wherever eye want stubet."
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@earth2solo
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7 years
You're not habesha if your mom or dad never assigned you homework from THEMSELVES 💀
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@earth2solo
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2 years
unexpected guests the worst thing ever omg
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@earth2solo
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8 years
Eritrean Music thread?
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@earth2solo
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6 years
Horn of Africa sweetie, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry that an ugly ass bitch like Europe would even say that
@Kmoeti
Koketso Moeti
6 years
Injera, Ethiopia’s staple food, was invented by a Dutchman in 2003. That’s according to the European Patent Office, which lists the Netherlands’ Jans Roosjen as the “inventor” of teff flour and associated food products 😳
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@earth2solo
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10 months
whose east african father is this
@TheCosmeticLane
The Cosmetic Lane
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Upper & Lower Blepharoplasty with Lid Ptosis repair ✨
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@earth2solo
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5 years
It’s almost as if real darkskinned people have gone extinct
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@earth2solo
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6 years
WE FINALLY HAVE OUR OWN DISNEY PRINCESS
@sesuknows
werzelya slayer
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LMFAOOOO I AM SPEECHLESS
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@earth2solo
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6 years
please don't ever go back
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4 years
This mf italian man named GIOVANNI just asked me where I’m from and I said “Eritrea...” homebody gonna day “oh wow bellissimo you guys very close to us”
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4 years
Anyway Happy Eritrean Independence month bc iono wtf this girl is talking about 💀
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@earth2solo
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2 years
If Eritrea has 100 million children I am one of them. If Eritrea has ten children I am one of them. If Eritrea has only one child then that’s me. If Eritrea has no children left, that means I’ve been MURKED. If the world is against Eritrea, I am against the world 😫❤️🇪🇷
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5 years
My mom found out kombucha has trace amounts of alcohol in it from fermentation and told the whole family that I’m an alcoholic
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6 years
she had to strap up after somebody stole her lips
@KaitMarieox
Kaitlin Bennett
6 years
I have no apologies for my graduation photos. As a woman, I refuse to be a victim & the second amendment ensures that I don't have to be.
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4 years
You think you done dancing at a wedding and they start talking about some “hade hade hade” now boom you stuck in the circle for 20 more minutes 😹
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@earth2solo
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6 years
May 23rd vs May 24th
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6 years
me whenever people try to push their emotions on me:
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6 years
I'm actually crying bc you'll go to a habesha wedding and see the most beautiful bride and the groom is just on the sidelines looking like tsom food
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@earth2solo
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4 years
The entire world tunes in to American politics because it’s a fucking comedy show 😭
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4 years
LMAOOO I do not give a fuck about nor do I support any governmental bodies. I am solely concerned for the lives of the people who will be directly affected by this manufactured drama and that’s all
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4 years
A lot of you STRANGE ASS mfs claim to adhere to religions that place great importance on tolerance and having a fucking MORAL COMPASS and then come on social media from big western countries and support a war that won’t affect you directly... you fucking weirdos
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5 years
Americans really got bored and were like “you know what would be fun to make? processed food” and now everybody is dying
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5 years
Who told Eritreans to greet each other with cheek kisses? This is why my skin will never be clear I hate you all 😭
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@earth2solo
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6 years
Virgo, Leo, Cancer, Libra, Taurus, Capricorn, and Gemini are the superior signs I’m so sorry to the rest 💀
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@earth2solo
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4 years
The TL cuz that girl won’t delete that embarrassing tweet
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4 years
ACAB stands for All Cops Are Bisbis
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4 years
Eritreans have no water and electricity but you ppl still want to support a senile old man who wants to be a war lord so bad y’all disgust me lmao do y’all know we are fucking POOR?
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3 years
@lnbshr
LB
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Mexicans. Travis scott don’t KNOW y’all
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2 years
a lightskin with red ink tattoos and a polyamorous person walk into the building. who do you smell first?
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4 years
I told my mom imma get my nose and ears pierced and she told me not to come to her funeral LMAOOO being dramatic is hereditary
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4 years
Are you even East African if people don’t guess your nationality upon meeting you? They be like “.....Ethiopia? Oh no? How about Somalia?”
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6 years
Teacher: “An A- is not a bad grade you’ll live” My perfectionism:
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2 years
Zidowelkumilu bahri ayterekben 😞🌊
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6 years
My 13 year old sister and I were walking in the parking lot and this lady in a handicapped parking space almost backed into us and my sister says “be careful bitch before you make us handicapped too” i’m in fucking tears 😭
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6 years
Aregit shermuta 😩
@madisongesiotto
Madison Gesiotto Gilbert
6 years
89 can’t stop her! She’s a star. #VoteRepublican #MAGA
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@REDSEASHAWTY imagine your coochie burning like you put vicks on it ur whole life then dying and burning in h3ll that’s double homicide :(
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6 years
Habesha child: Mama where is the laundry basket? Habesha mother’s brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Habesha mother: Ab ri’isey! Come take it from my head
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6 years
Why is my sister reading bible stories and she got to the part where the angel of death flew over Egypt and killed everybody’s first born son and she said “The angel of death said ‘these bitches is my sons and I don’t want custody’” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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“My parents are African but I’m from here” Me EVERYTIME:
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habesha names are actually really beautiful and hold a lot of meaning but the way people mispronounce our names makes us feel like it's so ugly
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3 years
Merry Eritrean Christmas to all faithful Orthodox and Catholics celebrating today 🎄⭐️ ❤️ ርሑስ በዓል ልደት ደቂ አረይ!!!!
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Habesha child: "Mamaye where did you hide my presents?" Habesha mom: "Go chek owtside" *Checks*
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Eritrean women.
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4 years
ppl be confused when they disrespect you once and you refuse to let them disrespect you any further and I can't understand it LMAO
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3 years
Thinking bout making an onlyfans to teach diaspora kids Tigrinya... what y’all think?
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5 years
Just woke up to the news that Al-Bashir has resigned 😌 Congratulations to the people of Sudan for their bravery and strength 🇸🇩💕
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4 years
Omg I broke the washing machine with my immigrant blanket
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2 years
@amirahsanaa Yea… 😕
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1 year
how do I remove the rapper baby mama update and beef tweets from my tl
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1 year
i hate growing up and having a more fully fleshed out perspective on the nuances of human nature, behavior, and their consequences this is very painful 4 me
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I am so sick of eating I wanna be the first nigga to ever do photosynthesis
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5 years
Can we like solve world hunger or something first
@Entrepreneur
Entrepreneur
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Scientists Say They Can Recreate Living Dinosaurs Within the Next 5 Years http://t.co/NCHlCVx8ad by @Geoff_Weiss http://t.co/4vk36Xa13Y
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Shingrwa was the MOST ICONIC Eritrean show to ever exist LMAO we had our own American Idol 😭You can't call yourself Eritrean if you've never seen this episode
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4 years
How pissed would you be if you just woke up from a nap and found out eye-talians robbed you of ur lace front
@therenatural
therenatural
4 years
A 3300 year old wig. Yes you read that right! This is the wig of Merit, wife of Kha, found in the tomb of the couple (TT8) in Thebes, present-day Luxor, Egypt. The wig was beautifully constructed of human hair. The wig can now be seen in the Museo Egizio, Torino, Italy.
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If TPLF hated Eritreans so bad they wouldn’t allow us to seek refuge on their land... they are not worried about Eritrea I promise you lmao
@TheDejazmach
Dej-Azmach | ደጅ-አዝማች 🦁🦅
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@earth2solo Here's a thought: with TPLF gone, Eritrea's number one threat will have been neutralized. This will pave the way for a lot of calm in the region. The only people against TPLF's downfall are the TPLF & allies themselves. Also, TPLF is bombing Eritrean cities too so there's that...
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4 years
Somebody called the house and my sister picked it up 💀 he goes “Hey may I speak to your brother” and she goes “why?”. He goes “I’m a navy recruiter, so may I speak to him” and this girl says “No, but you can have a good day though” and hung up LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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One of the neighborhood strays (jinjibil) gave birth to kittens and my mom is making a small ga’at for the cats I’m screaming 😭😭😭😭
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@earth2solo
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7 years
Jaden Smith pulled up to the met gala looking like Aba and them I'm crying
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7 years
don't let african parents get ahold of this video please
@cnzpll
Cinzia Pellegrino
7 years
13 boy hired by @Google at a package of 1.25 million dollar yr. Listen to the conversation, he is mind blowing 😳
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why are we like this 😭😭😭
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ኣዝማሪኖ 🇪🇷
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LMFAOOOO funniest shit ever 😂
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When you wake up at 11 o’clock in the morning and your mom is already screaming that you wasted the whole day and you’ll never be anything in life
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Y’all complain about habesha parents gossiping and being malicious to each other but be doing the same damn thing and it’s ugly
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6 years
I dead ass would have to give up my child for adoption
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3 years
Parking tickets are so crazy to me I have to pay to use the earth like…
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I’m wearing a red shirt with yellow pants and my sister looked at me for 3 seconds before asking the rest of the family when Pooh Bear moved in
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6 years
I love immigrant blankets 😩❤️
@sandavidcito
Josué
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Can’t wait till it gets colder so I can really start dressin 😈
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Me whenever anybody tries to tell me to sharrap
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4 years
I don’t mean to be evil about their country being on buss down but remember when Italy colonized us? Now they don’t even got pasta I-
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I remember being a kid and thinking the moon was following us home when we drove at night
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