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I was tending to my father’s flocks when I stumbled into a cave sacred to Zeus and fell into a nap that lasted 57 years. I awoke a Holy Man and Seer.
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Joined November 2022
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It’s hard to wrap my brain around the fact that they never found her.
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Hakeem Jeffries: “A deportation machine will be unleashed on steroids” if the OBBB passes. I thought Hakeem’s job was to point out the negatives about the bill
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Nice.
An interstellar object has been detected hurtling towards our solar system.
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Elon going through his Milton Friedman posting phase. His politics are hopelessly anachronistic. Has no idea what time it is.
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656 people tuned in? That’s crazy.
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I’ll read Pliny’s Natural History book on Mankind.
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Retarded and irreligious. These “people” do not believe. More fool them. One day we teach them.
The Trump campaign was dead for weeks until this incident. Curious.
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Parrots’ eyes are perfect works of art. It’s like a sunflower that can see.
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This is the way I want my president to speak. Not just to illegals but libtards too. Recalcitrant republicans like Massie and Rand Paul. Veiled and not so veiled threats.
Trump: "All the illegals, they still think we’re stuck with them…no, no, no. You’re about to be stuck in here with us.". Unreal.
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Even if you have a job, you should tell women you don’t. Tell her you have a substance abuse issue. When you go to work, tell her you’re out with your boys or writing something. Be vague. When you see her, ask her for money. Tell her vaguely you need it to get out of a jam.
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What lol.
Come hell or high water, we were showing up to vote on the Big, Beautiful Bill today.
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My goodness.
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This is why I subbort a 5 year plan of employing a profligate use of the death penalty. Laws of Draco.
It costs taxpayers $89,425 to incarcerate one person at Trump’s “Alligator Alcatraz” per year. That’s more than what 95% of Americans spend on housing and food. Republican priorities: Waste tax dollars torturing immigrants, while cutting support for working class families.
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Rabies?.
Doorbell camera catches man getting attacked by a squirrel. Have you ever seen a squirrel like this?
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Gay. This is Gay.
ELIE MYSTAL: "Our country needs to be sanctioned. We are the bad guys on the world stage. We should be sanctioned & rebuked.".
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A man deployed bear spray into a crowd at a pride event in NYC.
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I would slash someone if I had to share a space like this.
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