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Coffee addict. Lakers fanatic. Incessant daydreamer. Magic maker. Former writer. Elder egirl. Ancient emo. Cocktail connoisseur. Wanderlust sufferer. ADHD. INTP
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You don’t have kids, why do you go to Disney??
… To eat my fucking charcuterie in peace.
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Only CMs will understand how truly iconic it is that today, on her last day before closure, was Rise's 101st day of operation...
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Please don’t try to scatter human remains in a theme park attraction.... it doesn’t just absorb into the floor or something...
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Facebook is a cesspool of people talking about how wonderful 2022 was for them and all of the amazing things they’ll do in 2023. Twitter is like “well, at least we’re alive.”
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DRAG. HIM.
Florida school shooting survivor Cameron Kasky challenges Sen. Marco Rubio: "Can you tell me right now that you will not accept a single donation from the NRA?"
#StudentsStandUp
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Hurricane Dorian just like every man I ever dated. Doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing, just causes chaos. Ghosts me when I try to find out where he is/where he’s going. Bitch hurricane probably going to send me a “wyd” 2am text. 🙄
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Men what is stopping you from dressing like this???
🚨 ITS PODDY C TIME 🚨
DRATNOS IS SUITED UP FOR OUR VERY VERY CLASSY PODCAST, YOU BETTER BE HERE. OR ELSE.
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I know I'm a boomer because LFG always translates in my brian to "looking for group" and not "let's fucking go."
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Couples will shove their relationship down your throat on social media for years and years and when they quietly break up you're never allowed to ask why. Bitch, you're the one who made me invested in your relationship.
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There two are so????
BRING THEM DOWN AND SHOW THEM TO PATRICK.
I am deceased.
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Banter from before medley. For context, someone close to the front screamed like “you saved my life” (also, whoever you are? Same. True and real). 🖤🫡
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I don't know who else needs to hear this, but: NOT EVERYONE FURLOUGHED WILL QUALIFY FOR THE $600 WEEKLY STIMULUS.
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@rachelfaith97
So what you’re saying is I should put on my Resistance costume and start knocking on my neighbors doors and screaming “I’M WITH THE RESISTANCE. WE’RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU” when they answer?
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The ex who I dated for four years and broke up with me in a text message at 3am just “waved” at me on Facebook messenger. We haven’t spoken in at least four years. Men are canceled. I waved back. I am canceled.
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Fun fact: I was laid off without severance from a company I worked at for nine years on Dec 5th of last year. Tomorrow, on Dec 5th, I will be opening one of the most anticipated attractions at WDW and I’m 100000000 times happier. May the force be with us all.
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It’s actually so cute sitting directly behind Kass’ dad and Trill’s parents. I have a slight preference for their opponents but my heart is full.
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So, I’m doing a thing. Felt so very unimportant recently, so I haven’t mentioned it much.
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I love when people ask “So what do you do when it’s hot?” (Re: our costumes) and I’m like ...? What about this looks like a *choice* ?
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Unpopular Opinion: Drinking around the world is now more fun at DAK than Epcot (22 year old me is QUAKING).
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I know
@justtKass_
puts up with a lot but let's give her some extra props because she was probably minding her own business and her husband just shows up to bed like
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Patrick talked about how they hate playing the same setlist so the took 16 Candles home there and tornadoed it with GINASFS and in this essay I will —
I fear my GINASFS clips are so unhinged because I lost my shit and I think I blacked out after this.
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I'm wasn't a huge "fan" of Kamala Harris but, man...
I grew up in the "you can be anything you want to be" generation - but little girls never would see women Presidents/VPs. It was hard to fathom. It was a "man's job." I have all the feels and a lot of hope.
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I feel a sense of guilt for being as sad and gutted as I am. I can't imagine the pain of his family and true friends. I didn't "know" him. But didn't we all know him? He was the only person I'd run into at BlizzCon who made me too shy to say anything. He shared his life with us.
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I can't believe I wasted so many of my good boob years on someone who treated me like trash.
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Shoutout to Coronado security who’s literally always so sweet and “Have fun and enjoy your evening!! 😊” to NON RESORT GUESTS willing to spend money in the bars and restaurants.
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I did it…
I got a 98% on my Strategic Management final project…
I finished my Masters with a 4.0.
I can’t believe it.
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Y’all I know I have 0 pixels but this is the first time in twenty fucking years that I ever caught a good angle of Andy cock it and pull it.
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My first day as a guide in Black Spire Outpost, a tiny little girl came over to me, and as I bent down to see what she needed she told me I was pretty and asked if she could take a picture with me and my heart was SO FULL 😭😭😭😭😭 I will honestly remember it forever. 💕
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When Taylor said “I gave my blood, sweat, and tears for this” I felt that
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Now that I’m not being manipulated, gaslit, and emotionally abused I’m happier than I’ve been in years. Feels good to be able to breathe and care about myself again.
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I am still here. Shocked.
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I can’t even imagine tr*mp being this kind or gentle in his entire life and sometimes that fact alone is what matters most.
The next President of the United States.
Hope trumps hate.
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@chrissyteigen
I worked somewhere that didn't discriminate against hiring smokers but smokers weren't provided extra breaks. You got one 30 min lunch and one paid 15. You could smoke on your breaks but no extra breaks offered.
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My new job is absolutely a dream come true. It’s everything I hoped it would be and more. 🥰
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Happy second birthday, Rise!
I hope you have as much fun today as you did on your first birthday.
And to anyone working there today? May the odds be ever in your favor.
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If you still think Covid19 is like the flu, or no big deal, or the numbers are just fear-mongering, you can go ahead and unfollow me. And please don't interact with me. Ever.
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This is 100% my mid life crisis. I took a front line, part time, hourly position to chase a dream I’ve had since I was 3. Thanks to those who have been dealing with my insufferable endless debate about this decision. Your support has meant the world to me me. 💕
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There are about 200 diff ways that you can show a scareactor you appreciate them - none of those ways involve touching them. Just don’t. Why are people.
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We need to normalise putting starting rates or ranges in job postings. I don't want to apply and interview and waste someone else's time OR my own time, but it's hard to do that when employers refuse to give you any idea of pay rate and it's absolutely frowned upon to ask.
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My heart is still so full from this text message. Im about to make crazy stupid life choices but my family is amazing 💕💕💕
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I'm actually sobbing. I can't believe Disney's going to closed for (at least) two weeks. For privacy reasons, I won't share the private posts of my fellow cast, but please know this place means a lot more to us than a paycheck.
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I'm officially "safe" from the current round of lay offs at Disney. I'm 🥺
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But what the fuck are people saying to fast food employees?
Got my coffee and I said thank you. She told me to have a good day and I said thank you, you too.
She goes to the other person working “SEE THE PEOPLE WHO COME INSIDE ARE SO NICE. SHE EVEN SAID THANK YOU.”
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This was my costume. In August. In Florida. And we’re just asking (begging) that you wear a mask for our safety. You still get shorts and tank tops.
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If Blizz wants to go ahead and drop Shadowlands while we’re all at home, I wouldn’t be mad.
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Oh, honey, don’t be flattered if you find out I have a crush on you. I have terrible taste in men. You probably need to work on yourself.
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Cancel culture annoys me. Yes, we should absolutely "cancel" homophobes, racists, etc. However, we should also allow people to grow/change their minds and behaviors. Why protest if you don't expect people to change? Bringing up 10 year old tweets from someone negates that idea.
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I have a very important interview tomorrow, so whatever good vibes you could send into the universe, I’d appreciate it. Pet pictures for my anxiety are also appreciated.
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I hope the man who (two weeks ago) told me Tr*mp was going to win the election and started chanting about "Tr*mp 2020" and "Make America Great" when I simply asked him to wear his mask while I was at work (in a theme park. during a pandemic.) is having a TERRIBLE day today.
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@Jodicab22
@Hermione_Hero
All Disney signage and direction about face coverings specifically say "must cover mouth and nose" - don't visit if you can't comply.
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In other news, I met a boy I liked. A lot. But he has a girlfriend. So you know what I’m not going to do? Try to get him to break up with his girlfriend, because I’m not a complete trash bag.
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After spending 💫 four years 💫 talking to someone every single day, it’s really hard to break the physical habit/muscle memory of checking for their messages, even if you have absolutely zero desire to speak to them again.
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Team. We need to do whatever we can to help them finish
@PlayEverland
- and we need to blow that shit up.
#1
game of all time, please.
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The amount of some sort of "survivor's guilt" I'm feeling is insane. Like, people have been with the company for a decade + and because I lucked out with an amazing location a little over a year ago, I'm ok? Like, a lot of relief but holy shit I don't deserve this.
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The people behind me were SITTING DOWN FOR THIS??? Shoutout to
@sarahstarrdust
crew who were on the left and going hard as fuck and made me feel less bad for being absolutely insane. 💜
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a DH just rushed into an area, pulled a fuck ton of shit. ran to me, let me tag, and murdered it all - and I insta completed three quests. No lie I /s "Let me follow you around and I'll send nudes" and he said "LOL ur probably a dude" and ran away -_-
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Someone should clip it and put it in the AWC chat every time people say some bullshit.
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NYE 2019. I was hopelessly in love, had a really cool job with a ton of opportunity, I kissed PL at midnight. Wow. This year really went and ruined all of that.
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I wake up genuinely terrified of checking twitter because it will surely present me with some new horror.
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With the vote so close it just makes me realize how many misogynists, racists, and selfish “it’s not my problem” fucks there are in this state/country and it just makes me sad.
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I’m not big on “thoughts and prayers” but my dad had a biopsy today and in the next six weeks has to have two other surgeries not related to this biopsy. Thoughts and prayers not looking so bad right now. He’s the best man on this entire planet. ♥️
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