DerekZoolander85
@dzoolander85
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If I say anything you disagree with, it's just satire. #IStandWithZoolander 😉
Joined December 2020
I don't get the GST credit. My household makes too much to qualify for the Canada Child Benefit. I've never used EI. I can afford more than $10-a-day for child care. But I support @JustinTrudeau & all these government programs because I'm not an asshole. #Canada #CdnPoli 🇨🇦.
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RT @GovPressOffice: DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HI….
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Mark Carney gets to go to work every day. He doesn't need to perpetually campaign, unlike Poilievre. Why?. Because Carney won his own seat and the election. #CdnPoli #Canada.
Pierre Poilievre's work ethic is unmatched: He's back out doorknocking again, this time in Oyen. Unlike Mark Carney, who's busy living the elitist central banker life, Pierre is out here visiting all of the small towns of the country and directly connecting with people.
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Get ready for a bunch of bots planted by an ad firm to pretend they're outraged that a pretty white woman is in the new Baskin Robbins ad. Then, watch MAGA get all worked up, flexing its testosterone in defence of Sydney. The magic of marketing. 🤦🏻🇺🇸💵.
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The size of the U.S. labour force has declined for three consecutive months for the first time in 14 years. It only took Donald Trump & the U.S. conservatives six months to achieve this. Winning. 🥴🇺🇸.
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RT @dzoolander85: @JaredDapena You'll have to forgive these folks. They've moved on from their contrived (by an ad company) outrage over S….
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RT @GailVazOxlade: Unless you’re Doug Ford, in which case you’ll take the kickback and send the jobs to America.
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RT @theidiotocracy: 🇨🇦 CBC isn’t just TV—it’s our voice in two languages, our link to the North, our emergency lifeline, and a champion for….
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RT @Acosta: I worked at the WH for almost 8 years and I’m telling you what Trump is proposing with that ballroom is going to look like shit….
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RT @acoyne: If you harboured the slightest doubt that Trump is installing a dictatorship, this should dispel it. Trump fires commissioner….
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Trump accused BLS Commissioner Erika McEntarfer of being a political appointee who was manipulating jobs data.
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America 's Pedo-Fascist Party is really doing a number on the nation's economy, according to new employment data. 😬.#USA.
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RT @allenanalysis: I wish conservatives understood one thing:. If it weren’t for blue states, the U.S. would be a third world country with….
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Doug Ford is doing his best Donald Trump impression today. No surprise, as Trump is his hero. What a fucking clown. As J. Powell said today, Trump's tariffs risk re-igniting inflation. Therefore, cutting rates now would be a bad move. #CdnPoli #OnPoli.
I'm shocked by this decision. As we stare down economic uncertainty that's putting hundreds of thousands of jobs at risk, it's never been more important to stimulate economic growth and keep Canadians working. Rather than wait around and let President Trump's tariffs do even more.
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RT @OhRick4: What gets me about Trumps Presidency. BOTH terms. is that he and his Admin are profiting HUGELY at the expense of average A….
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Hey @NoSleevesGaming: Any news on the new offline Cup Chase mode in HUT for NHL 26?. A number of us have been requesting this for years. I'm happy to be seeing Reddit posts from the Beta mentioning it being in the game. Any details for us?.
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