Dylan Mello
@dylanmellod
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If I pay £37 for a train ticket somebody better come look at it
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Kanye’s fall off might be worse than Eminem’s. At least Eminem actually tried
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Imagine not being able to match the speed of an alligator death roll whilst simultaneously poking it in the eye. Embarrassing
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Julian Assange boards flight at London Stansted Airport at 5PM (BST) Monday June 24th. This is for everyone who worked for his freedom: thank you. #FreedJulianAssange
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Not helpful, still lost
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Don’t let @WESTSIDEGUNN see this
Britain's King Charles unveiled the first official portrait of himself since his coronation last May.
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Feed the playground through the railings Yeah I used to fuck with J Lingz It’s the children that I’m saving School dinners for the kids, stop the cravings. Got the talent but I never seem to back it up 3 7 5 a week yeah I stack it up Guten Tag, Ten Hag Time to wrap it up
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You’ve completely ruined Twitter beyond what I thought was possible @elonmusk why couldn’t you just be rich and stay out of the way
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