Dylan Mello
@dylanmellod
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If I pay £37 for a train ticket somebody better come look at it
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Kanye’s fall off might be worse than Eminem’s. At least Eminem actually tried
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Imagine not being able to match the speed of an alligator death roll whilst simultaneously poking it in the eye. Embarrassing
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“We need you out of retirement for one last job.” “Who?” “Not who, but where. The Olympics, in France. You’ve always been our best shooter.”
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I never got to thank him 😞
The world has lost a great man Roberto “Loli” Linguanotto, the man who invented Tiramisu, has passed away at the age of 81 Rest in Peace
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Julian Assange boards flight at London Stansted Airport at 5PM (BST) Monday June 24th. This is for everyone who worked for his freedom: thank you. #FreedJulianAssange
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WE WON ✊🏼
JULIAN ASSANGE IS FREE Julian Assange is free. He left Belmarsh maximum security prison on the morning of 24 June, after having spent 1901 days there. He was granted bail by the High Court in London and was released at Stansted airport during the afternoon, where he boarded a
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Not helpful, still lost
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Don’t let @WESTSIDEGUNN see this
Britain's King Charles unveiled the first official portrait of himself since his coronation last May.
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Feed the playground through the railings Yeah I used to fuck with J Lingz It’s the children that I’m saving School dinners for the kids, stop the cravings. Got the talent but I never seem to back it up 3 7 5 a week yeah I stack it up Guten Tag, Ten Hag Time to wrap it up
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You’ve completely ruined Twitter beyond what I thought was possible @elonmusk why couldn’t you just be rich and stay out of the way
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Wish it was real
What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world
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