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They really did that at the midway point of the show and expected anyone to be okay? I’m sending you my therapy bill
@paramore
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The riff that scratches the itch in my head is so satisfying live end me
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HAYLEY STARTED CHANTING DYKES ON THE MIC I HAVE ASCENDED
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But like let's just talk about the babely 90s realness
@jenalive11
is serving up ✋👻
📷:
@Jazloveparamore
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How do I send this to the girl I’m into without offending her lol
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Probably my favourite Oz Self Titled picture 😨😍
@yelyahwilliams
@schzimmydeanie
http://t.co/t4RCT5Xyuq
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@RoxeteraRibbons
I thought I couldn't ever be vegetarian bc "I'd miss meat" but it's been 7 months today and I haven't missed it at all 🌽🌽🌽🌽
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My last brain cell is just David Tennant constantly saying “¿wOT?”
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What the hell is Hayley on today hahaha she started singing shakira to the tune of miz biz
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Check this shot from your Sydney show! All mine!
@schzimmydeanie
@yelyahwilliams
http://t.co/Dy8wRISf9j
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Why is this me
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If anyone deserves a lifetime of love, kindness and happiness it’s Grace Tame.
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Of course
@meghantonjes
would have a sim fuck the neighbour in less than a day of being alive in the sims verse. 🔥🔥
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Wow totally surprised Bruce Lehrmann is the “high profile” guy alleged of rape in Queensland. Totally didn’t see that coming 🤨
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WE WON WR HAVE THE NORTH AMERICNA STAGE LIGHT SETUP ITS ON BITCHES
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The only man that gives me, a fucken butch lesbian, bisexual panic 😵💫😭
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Walked past a shop playing Blurred Lines. Loudly said "Absolutely fucking not". Help
@meghantonjes
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Literally have some of the worst people nearby me. They’ve made about 10 trips to the bar alone in the time Paramore have been onstage and they’re drunkenly talking the whole time like if you wanna get drunk fuck off to a bar some of us are here for the show
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The entire fucken dinner menu
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Rumours (1977) is the best album ever made don’t fight me on this
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I may have screamed so loud when she said “i love my gays, my dykes, my theys and thems” 😭
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@tom_tanuki
Literally the only purpose of police is to protect capital interests and that of the ruling and elite classes 🚨
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I’ll never stop talking about this I LOVE THE WAY THEIR FACES CURL INTO EACH OTHERS’ HAIR AND NECKS 😭😭😭
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@sallyrugg
What is it called when the police remove and flip their name badges? That’s right, a police state 😡
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Oh bitch we did tonight 😭🥰
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@natalietran
One of my favourite German terms is arshgeiger which literally translates to anus violin. I think that's pretty appropriate for her
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@yelyahwilliams
how do you like my OZ tour tatt I am getting soon designed by
@thrillllhouse
/
@OZparamore
!
http://t.co/i07g5ZmJHf
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My life philosophies are "dont be a dick" and "you do you as long as you arent hurting anyone". {END RANT}
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It’s my time to shine 💃🏼
"femmes with glasses here, femmes with glasses there" what about butches with glasses tho...🤨
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The people who had a problem with dykes on the mic the other day really are fucken quiet after last night lmao
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@yelyahwilliams
it's nearly a year since the OZ Self Titled. Are you still
#livingtheselftitledlife
? I am!
http://t.co/WJbD5jW1XC
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"My pussy changes lives." Brb I'm dying laughing in public.
@meghantonjes
@KeithWOaCrew
@roommatepod
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Get come onto by men, when I politely tell them I'm a lesbian, I get verbally abused for it. Um.....
#everydaydiscrimination
#everydaysexism
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Petition for angry vocals on the new Tonight Alive album
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Honest to god I fucking love short butches and studs like my heart just goes the fuck off when I see them
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Getting told multiple times a day by male customers to "smile love it'll get you more tips" Sorry my work isnt bas3d on tips
#everydaysexism
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I swear Brian is never allowed to leave lmao but fr he’s just exactly the right person 😭
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I’m feeling scarred and changed by the amount of dead children I’ve seen via social media. I cannot actually imagine how bad it’d be for those families. Allah look over these matyred
I don’t think people understand how psychologically scarring it is to see videos of kids and their parents who look like your family, like your baby or nieces and nephews, being killed. Or dragged out of rubble. Or screaming and bleeding and wounded. Every day for over a month.
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Her voice was chilling but she shouldn’t be remembered just for her voice alone. Her advocacy and willingness to stand up for what was right is what should be remembered. We’ve truly lost an incredible advocate and ally today
Sinead O’Connor cared.
In Ireland, Sinead publicly supported people with HIV/AIDS when many denigrated us. She used her fame to help break down stigma and bring about change.
We were lucky to have Sinead.
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When she said short fringe red hair I literally screamed JAYDE with about 4 people hahaha
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THIS IS WHY AS TBE ENDER WHETES THICK SKULL IM GONNA CRY
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I feel something big coming for Sydney because it’s their biggest show of the tour in the biggest venue they’ve ever played. Call me a clown but I have a feeling bro
I have a feeling that one of the Aus shows is gonna get all I wanted. I just have a feeling
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God I wish Paramore would add Feeling Sorry back to the set that shit went off in 2010
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I can’t believe I just saw Paramore at their biggest headline show in Australia but also their entire career 😭 and they sold it out entirely too 😭 I’m not okay
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I’m pretty sure this solidified my lesbianism lmao
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"I got fat knees and weak ankles." Happiest of birthdays to the queen of starting podcasts
@meghantonjes
👏🏻🎂
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If you have to argue why something ISNT an issue, then it IS an issue.
#ferguson
#FergusonDecision
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Lesbians that say they'd never date a bi girl. Have fun with your even smaller dating pool. Thanks for the extra queer gals
#BiVisibilityDay
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BRO the fact that Paramore’s last lyric for 5 years was “you don’t have to tell me if you ever think of me, I know you see me dancing wildly in the fog of your memory, you don’t have to tell me I can still believe” has fucked me up every day since hearing TMH for the first time
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You’re joking there are buses replacing trains the days that Paramore play in Brisbane 😭💀
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The equipment we needed for mum to be home was finally delivered and now we’re just waiting for the hospital transport to come and bring her home. I’m excited and scared but thankful she’s coming home
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I don’t understand the point of queer folks infighting and trying to cause division intra community like BABES do u not get that we need to stick together to fight against actual fucking nazis and fascists rather than fighting amongst ourselves? Go outside and see the real world
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The queers love Paramore because Paramore love the queers
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I’m so glad mum left me with her cat because truly he’s giving me a reason to get up in the morning
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I love that when he gets thousands of people cheering for him he just does polite cat smile and a thumbs up. Mood lol
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I feel like I need to experience Potbelly’s while I’m in America after 6 years of hearing Meghan talk about it 😂
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@meghantonjes
@JessicaGladu
a cockroach ran near me and as I saw it I burst out with "ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT" lol oops
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