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Ontological Parasite

@dunzo

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Gainfully unemployed.

NYC resident NYT hater, subscriber

Joined May 2007

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@dunzo

3 years

RT @1followernodad: The words “hand play” are kiiiilllling me.

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3 years

RT @equalityAlec: THREAD. Today the New York Times responded to a mass subway shooting with a relentless string of copaganda. Let’s look c….

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@dunzo

6 years

Should we be composting our Roomba scunge?.

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@dunzo

7 years

So I'm guessing that a "Jewish Nobel" is some kind of sex thing? Who can say. I only read headlines.

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@haaretzcom

7 years

Robert Kraft, announced as recipient of 'Jewish Nobel,' charged in prostitution bust

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@dunzo

12 years

When I tank up reusing the same tea bag, I feel righteous and frugal and good. Then reuse #2 reminds me that I'm in fact just a sad hobo.

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@dunzo

13 years

Of all the questions one can ask while flossing, the most upsetting might be "Great Caesar's ghost, when did I eat that _hotdog_?" #fb.

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@dunzo

13 years

Gold: nitty gritty on state-of-the-art traffic generation (click whoring vs quality) at Gawker. http://t.co/3xpdWT7o via @NiemanLab.

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@dunzo

14 years

Our Molly's unexpected rejoinder to all you fools who neg on blueberries. Your move, haters. http://t.co/2wV3wWSL.

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@dunzo

14 years

This morning, I am outing myself as a pathological egg labeler. Please don't judge me. http://t.co/eZlmNUmY.

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@dunzo

14 years

Is there a chance that the pernicious orange dust of the Cheeto is actually the mark of the beast? Because if so, man! We're screwed!.

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@dunzo

14 years

RT @jonathancoulton: Any other musicians out there notice that ever since they shut down MegaUpload, the money has just been POURING in?.

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@dunzo

14 years

I hope that Newt develops a "Romney is a mimic octopus" angle. b/c we need to see more video of this sneaky freak. http://t.co/prLA6Gxi #fb.

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@dunzo

14 years

OK, Colbert's a delight with his SuperPac antics in S. Carolina. But why in the world is Herman Cain playing along? http://t.co/RCe9vZ18 #fb.

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@dunzo

14 years

Tellem, Rush: "At least [Newt] asked his wife for permission instead of cheating on her. Thats a mark of character" http://t.co/W7NZM4Yc #fb.

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@dunzo

14 years

RT @hodgman: If only Wikipedia and BoingBoing could overpower the oil, gas, and bank lobbies as handily as the Old Media lobby, we'd be . .

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@dunzo

14 years

Was that pork? There are few things that can make me say "What the crank did I just put in my mouth?" faster than a Chinatown banh mi. #fb.

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@dunzo

14 years

Sony Dash Developers program is dunzo. http://t.co/KEGZ8xS2 First Paula Deen cops to diabetes, and now this? What up, @chumby? #ragnarok ?.

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@dunzo

14 years

Honored Dr. King today by judging the crap out of everyone I met. Mostly, by the content of their character. Also, by their shoe choice.

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@dunzo

14 years

If you didn't add a pinch of salt to your daughter's cocoa this AM I ask you this: why won't you let yourself be happy? http://t.co/rksosioB.

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@dunzo

14 years

Hitler on the G+ Search fuss. http://t.co/XDAjiGbZ My love of this is more evidence that I'm beyond saving. via @BoingBoing.

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