Me getting edits back on a draft I thought was flawless

These hands do more than type 100 wpm

First tweet in more than a year, but this made me laugh so hard

Zack Rogers had been in and out of hospitals for three years when doctors told him the only treatment left for his IBD was major surgery. Instead, he tried hypnosis. My latest:

@KendallP97 with the receipts

You've gotta read this reddit post on the absolutely morally bankrupt chicanery that went on at Mullen Automotive in the company's infancy, which shows how #muln intentionally screwed over LAs Vietnamese immigrants in the service of corporate greed. https://t.co/NhBNoBF0Y0

I'm in Sky Harbor right now and they're replaying the d-backs losing the world series yesterday. What sort of absolute sociopathic masochism is this?

I used to think that i had this preternatural ability to remain even-keeled & generally happy, but a lot of new neurosci research has me thinking I'm actually just really good at sleeping. I'm putting in 8hrs+ every night and I can't recommend it enough. Don't sleep on sleep.

Hey @googlephotos is there a way I can get my phone to stop making emotional montages of my dead cat? Thnx

wtf apparently the new superconductor works but only IN MICE

@Mullen_USA absolutely massive shout out to my legal team at @PerkinsCoieLLP, who represented me and https://t.co/1Qp15OmsOe jointly. 🙏🙏🙏

@Mullen_USA here's the article in question, in which "the Court finds that none of the alleged Statements, taken separately or together, are defamatory as a matter of law.” https://t.co/mOEPViLkQJ

If you pay attention to the world of EV startups, you may have seen that earlier this year I got sued for $1 million by @Mullen_USA for defamation. Today Judge Sheldon K. Rennie granted our motion to dismiss. Nice W for journalism, freedom of speech, and Dave. Another L for #MULN

I went to college and got a degree in immunology in 2012. They told us that every T-cell recognizes just a single molecular pattern. It was dogma. Apparently not. https://t.co/2jZ0eeyizI

this is lit and i will read it in its entirety after i see the movie. what a get @AndriaMoore2

to me, this is art

This is rich. My landlord (@wolfllc) is charging all of its tenants $2.50 in new payment processing fees every month because THEIR property management software (@appfolio) is now charging for ACH. My rent went up $300/month in June. Absolutely degenerate behavior.

Awesome stories linked to in today's Numlock from @bvanparidon @ICV2 @dshultz14 @rebeccaarubin @Katie_Roof

There is no free-market case for continued fossil fuel use, at least not at anywhere near the rate that we use FF today. We vastly underestimate the degree to which cleaner, cheaper sources are under-deployed because of these distorting subsidies.

Got laid off from my job as a tech reporter on Monday; published an article about ancient penis sculptures on Friday. Yeah, maybe I don't have a 401k anymore, but YOU CAN'T KILL ME. I'M A JOURNALISM COCKROACH. https://t.co/zdIlIyJmu2