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I am a living God. Ancestors are real, the bible is fiction and church is a shithouse. If my posts offends you, that's your own problem. Solve it!

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@mOkapendi
mOkapendi
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LEWIS HAMILTON MY GOAT, YOU ARE MAKING ME DREAM AGAIN! #MexicoGP
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@mOkapendi
mOkapendi
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Liverpool losing 4 PL games in a row, And I am this happy, Imagine if it was Arsenal? #BRELIV I would cum without any stroke.😭
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@mOkapendi
mOkapendi
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Amad as small as he is, has a 7inch?πŸ˜‚
@AmorimEra_
(fan) Frank πŸ§ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ή
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THE VIBESSSSSSSSS 😭😭❀️
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@mOkapendi
mOkapendi
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African football is so hard. How did Orlando pirates end up in this difficult situation? Why did we lose 3-0 in DRC? Why did my guy Dion Hotto went first? Man, this hurt. #MatchDay #TotalEnergiesCAFCL #OrlandoPirates #OnceAlways
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@mOkapendi
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COME ON BUCKSSSSSS!
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@TheAfroArchives
The Afro Archives
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🧡🌍 10 African Leaders, Activists and Revolutionaries who were assassinated for their work. A THREAD! NUMBER 8 WILL SHOCK YOU.😳
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The way they speak English and have translators in deep down the villages, when they are actually full Oshiwambos speakers. The hustle is real.πŸ˜‚
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@mOkapendi
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I like this.
@Josy_Ndili
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🧡IT'S OFFICIAL! I'm launching "The Social Shift with Josy Nghipandua" - a new podcast & YouTube channel diving into the ideas and people shaping our world. The first shift begins October 27th, 10 AM. Thread πŸ‘‡ with all you need to know.
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@mOkapendi
mOkapendi
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D. Naff who works at Home Affairs is arrested for forging Documents. Illegal Chinese, Pakistanis and Indians who've already deposited their 20K each for Namibian IDs: πŸ˜‚
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He did not contest to become Ford-Kenya's president when his dad was alive, he contested for the presidency after Oginga Odinga's death. He lost the party's internal leadership elections to Wamalwa Kijana. He resigned from Ford-Kenya thereafter and join NDP.
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@mOkapendi
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Yes, they had a fallout that became public in 1992 at their party's conference (Ford-Kenya) which his dad was the president of. Since then, they exiled each other, but he did not resign from his dad's party. His dad told him that he will never become Kenya's president. CURSED!
@Aame_Etuna
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@mOkapendi school me a little bit on Raila Odinga and his father Jaramogi Oginga Odinga. Their political relationship. Did they really had a fallout or was Raila opposing the father at some point...?? Did Jaramogi died on good terms with the son...??
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@mOkapendi
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I believe that I don't need anything from anyone, That's why I don't pick up new numbers. If you can't text, totala nawa nena muulayi woye omo.
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@mOkapendi
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Yes, it is very underrated. I did it on Ordinary level and got it A*, I followed it up at university in Geo-Information Technology. Which means I understands terrains and all land features very well. Or wdym?
@n_kalaputse
Stay L@ced.
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@mOkapendi Geography is such an underrated subject.
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@mOkapendi
mOkapendi
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Just a small rain and Whk is already flooding.😳 Is Windhoek drainages clogging or why do we have too much running waters? This thing of Cars being swept away by water has just started last year. Why was it not happening before 2024? I blame 2024 election results.😭
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@mOkapendi
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So these sex addicts trains with "live fires" but they let Etosha to burn for 10 days? Nee man.πŸ˜‚
@k_toti_k
KπŸ‡³πŸ‡¦NA
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Ou shit ano ko army otii kavula ko ngaa nani πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@mOkapendi
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"Kaume kombudi naye ombudi" -Hamukoto waKapa. What if our President copies what her Tanzanian friend Samia Suluhu Hassan is doing? If she does, come 2029 Elections, Job Amupanda, D. Kandjafa and Amushe, in prison.🀣 Our favorite App X, will also be banned. We'll be there!😭
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@BraveWarriorsNa
The Brave WarriorsπŸ‡³πŸ‡¦
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πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦Deon Hotto's National Team's numbers.πŸ’« AFCON - 7(1) AFCON qualifiers -25 (3) WC Qualifiers - 25 (1) COSAFA CUP - 8 (6) Int. Friendlies - 5(0)
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I think they are liking it together, I just can't prove it.😭😭
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@mOkapendi
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Good morning, Namibian youth.πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ Another day to remind ourselves, 30 years from now, all the Wakulupas running govt today will be dead. It’s our duty to hold them accountable now, because by 2050, it’ll be just us and our kids living with the results of their decisions.
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Boers really thought they were gonna keep Namibia forever?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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