McDeePee
@dpaz
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Trying to align my inner geek with my outer nerd.
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Joined August 2007
4yo: Mom no hold hands, I’m a big boy. Me: Okay. Stay close to momma. 4yo:
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Sorry I can’t. I’m pretending to be in-ear monitors for Twice with claves.
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I am not sure if I should be proud or concerned… Me randomly saying: na na na na na 11yo from the backseat: Gnarly
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I just returned from two weeks in Japan, and I have to be honest, it really opened my eyes to how far behind the U.S. is falling in so many basic ways. Some things that stood out: - In two weeks across some of Japan’s most densely populated cities, I saw only two visibly
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just had the best sandwich for lunc- “gronk is that true? gripe explain this? grimace is this real? gilligan does this matter? god am I here? gork summarize?”
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BREAKING NEWS: Clue (1985) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time
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Sorry I can’t tonight. I already have plans. ::Watches farrier videos until the sun comes up::
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Due to unfortunate circumstances things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious
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If I forget my emotional support chapstick, I knew exactly what kind of day it will be.
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I have Advil and Tylenol in my clear purse with a travel flask of electrolytes. 😳
To my fellow age 30+ swifties going to the eras tour— Taylor’s set alone is 3 hours long so make sure y’all are taking a lil nappy and hydrating before the show. Maybe down a pedialyte and don’t forget to bring some ibuprofen for your feet/back. 😂
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Maybe it should make coffee at home
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Sorry I can’t go anywhere. I’m watching a hydraulic press smashing the crap out of stuff.
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8yo talking about his future business. 8yo: Mom, would you work in my business? Me: Is the salary negotiable? 8yo: Mom, of course! I will have vegetables at my restaurant.
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