Will you be at @defcon? I will be there too! Other than spinnin', I will spend most of my time at the @ReconVillage and @sec_defcon to dive in and take a new direction in my career. I'll also be at the vendor village (schedule tbd).

Well... This tweet aged like raw milk....

View from work today @AlyssaM_InfoSec

I've been terrible keeping up with my media - I'm so sorry. But I released a few songs in the last few weeks. One of them is Massive. An ode to the Jungle classics, available on your favorite streaming service.

Melon Usk will destroy the economy. Kennedy will destroy the healthcare system (as if it’s not bad enough already). Frump will get rid of the opposition with the presidential super powers that scrotus gave him. And that’s only for the first 6 months.

I'm mildly obsessed with this tune:

There are the people who are hundreds or thousands of miles away from the catastrophe, spewing conspiracy theories seen on the “media”. And you have people like @AlyssaM_InfoSec, who put their skills to work and deliver unconditional support to those affected.

I feel seen.

I so want to check what’s behind that link!!!!!

I have to say, Lola is a hell of a good runner.

It does feel like I've applied to 500k jobs in the last 2 years...

Texas leaders are like

Don’t share this

Soooo the childless cat lady... Is she eating the cats or...?

This is brilliant.

Well... I'm officially allowed to sell and serve alcohol in Texas (if you're not a minor or intoxicated)...

Hey! I know this guy!! @jaysonstreet https://t.co/LbgmOo3VlE

Milestone.

The only thing missing from Kaos to make it a pure Greek tragedy: a chorus.

I was that guy this year. https://t.co/XUhf2D3yWB

To end this unreadable thread, people I missed this year: @h3ckseven, @kubla and @RetweetableN14. Thank you for Def Con. I found more than friends here. I found a family. See y'all next year! 💜💜.