Unexpected Happiness🌹❤
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God ’s favorite ❤️/ Book lover📖/ L.F.C❤YWNA/Sleep Specialist✨ I have a Superpower and it's called EMPATHY!!
Cape Town, South Africa
Joined January 2022
He who finds me has NOT found a good thing, I'll leave you broke RUN!!!😭😭.
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Exactly, every month it feels like it's the first time even the cramps hit different.
You can never get used to your period,every month it comes with new signs and fresh tribulations😭, diarrhoea??as howw??.
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Man United fans are like understanding girlfriends , imbokodoo🙌🏿🤣🤣🤣.
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Kanti idikita okukhulunywa ngalo luhlofuuuu kumbe angizwanga kahle?.
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I remember the days when I was a hopeless romantic a real lover, when I still had my spark. How I miss the good old days.
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Happens everytime😭.
when you finally meet the right person but now the wrong person is you😪🥴.
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Aviator flies with your rent money 😭😭😭.
lol. Next thing your car breaks down, you find out your man is cheating, you lose your job, your fragrance bottles break, the muscle in your bum gets repossessed. Yoh.
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I don't because why would you LET anyOne stab you in the first place?.
Someone said, “you cannot stab someone and then blame them for bleeding on you.” I felt that.
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I'm clearly not the target market
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I need someone who'll love me same way Alfalfa loved Darla 🥹.
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I'm now convinced this only works on negative things ngoba there's no wayyyyyy.
There's power in your tongue. Stop talking about how tired, broke, and depressed you are. Speak on how grateful you are.
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Ngl I'm very lazy hangu I can even starve myself because I'm too lazy to cook, but thiiiss is where I draw the line😂. There's no way I'm washing dishes sitting down🙌🏿.
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Checking if they can still manipulate you😭.
“ I was just checking up on you.”. O na le maaka, o betha ke di flashback, onyaka omnibus.
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It works 🤭
I was Today years old when I learned that a sibling can claim maintenance from another sibling. 🤯😯😲.
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It wouldn't be lonely at the top if it was just that.
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If you knew you were going to eat nonsense,why didn't you just cook? y'all the reason we hate cooking.
Lastborn wetu ako kitchen duty, I just know we're about to eat nonsense for lunch.
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I'm starting to think that God is mizing my prayers the same way yalll be mizing those Jehovah's witness members😭
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So y'all have the same to do list?.
To do list:.Bite the hand that feeds me .Put all my eggs in one basket.Add fuel to the fire.Put the cat in the bag.Destroy the box people are thinking outside of.Burn bridges.Walk on thin ice.Play with fire.
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He definitely sent the Tsunami 😂😂.
In 2011, a tsunami killed thousands across Japan, except in the village of Fudai, which barely got wet due to a floodgate that its former mayor, Kotoku Wamura, insisted on constructing. In the past, he was mocked for wasting money, but after the tsunami, residents visited his
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Trying to stay alive.
If you're 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing??.
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