Wishful Thinking
@doilookfamiliar
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My decisions - not always the best - are ultimately - mine 🤷 https://t.co/BN2yZ1omvJ
The Friend Zone
Joined June 2021
She plants gardens in other people. And returns to find her own seeds still unborn.
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A woman went into a drugstore. "Do you sell extra-large condoms?" she asked the pharmacist. "Yes, of course, family planning is in aisle 5," he replied. "Thanks," she said and walked over. About a half hour later the pharmacist was stocking shelves and saw the woman still
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Cried a little. So many of us are that close to losing it all.
I got a piece of mail last month that didn't belong to me. It had my address, but the name was "Sarah Jenkins." It looked official, so I didn't throw it away. I asked the landlord, and he sighed. "Sarah was the tenant before you. Single mom. She got laid off and evicted. Left no
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I’m going to the vets now. I’m going to keep my posts to a minimum, for a while, although I will let you all know of MooMoos progress. Because I make a small income from X I always get accused of making drama, for my own gain. This is not the case. I know who my real followers
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He got a new sound bar for the new primary living room
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Augh! This housewife stuff is tuff! Picking up dirty clothes and shutting off lights is wearing me out!!
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Is it ok to file pj's as clean if you wore them for a hour after a shower?
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Bye bye
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Ahh..but I do! ZERO
You have no idea how many people are better off because they met you.
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Everyone already knows #IHaveAnIntenseDislikingFor lima beans. 🤢
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Leftover blizzard left overs. Pineapple, cantaloupe,beans, and ham
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#IfICouldBeABartender, I could give people good advice. For example, if someone wants some Beer Nuts, I'd point out that those cost about $8.99 a pound, but Deer Nuts, on the other hand, are under a buck.
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Called Pratty's for shits and giggles and they're open!
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Just saw this quote “May someone who isn’t sure of me never find me again”
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