He’s battered furniture because he lost at ally pally, I reckon IKEA should name a table after him now LEFT UPPER CUTA #PDCWorldChampionship #IKEAのサメ

My grandad came from Dublin to Birmingham in 1926. He wasn’t supposed to — but that’s Ryanair for you @Ryanair @RyanairPress

I’m banned from Aldi. Phoned about a broken toaster and they said, “Return it exactly how you received it.” So I went in and threw it at the cashier. @AldiUK you lot are too literal

#WorldCup2026

Doddy’s dilemmas day two , ongoing call to council #comedian

New comic strip Doddy’s Dilemmas, next episode in a couple of days

It’s my birthday today 🥳🥳🥳

As I've stated I will be going to the commons to speak face to face with the RT Hon Sir Stephen Timms about the treatment of terminally ill people claiming benefits that are not eligible for fast track because they live longer than 12 months. Will people post a tweet to the Rt

Stephen Dodd talks about his attempt at weightloss. Watch the full episode of Friday Night Comedy Live on https://t.co/RrqanHhkp2 NOW! #foryoupagе #jimdavidson #fypシ゚ #fyp #comedian #reccomended #standup #comedynight #recommended #comedytiktok #standupcomedy #comedyvideo

#Corrie come on Gail you’ve got this ❤️❤️❤️

#MCIARS pep struggling to get on his sketchers slip ons 🙄🙄🙄

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

#ENGvIRE how fast is that tongue, things you can say during sex and watching cricket

#crucible #WorldSnookerChampionship Orange is the new pot black

#TikTok now it’s coming to an end, don’t think your all coming back to MySpace me and Tom don’t want ya

#ITAENG Waiting at the phone box for your dealer to call you back

10 days ago I sent Chancellor @Jeremy_Hunt a letter (below) asking him to postpone the govt's 20% increase in energy bills on 1 April. Since, SEVENTY major charities (below), & the energy industry trade body have signed up to support the letter. IF YOU SUPPORT THE CALL PLS RT

#UFO Birmingham City council have confirmed that any UFO’s seen over our city, will still be liable for the clean air zone charges

There’s a video circulating of me eating plant based meat Bloody revenge quorn

Today, thousands of nurses and ambulance workers are on strike. They’re fighting for decent pay and conditions. They’re fighting for the care patients need. They’re fighting for *our* NHS. RT if you'll fight with them 👊