danielle chelosky
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music writer @stereogum + @nprmusic @billboard / editor @hobartpulp / head girl @ampsulphate / prose in @muumuuhouse @xraylitmag / pregaming grief (sf/ld 2024)
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PREGAMING GRIEF is officially out today 🪽⛓️💌 my first book. some have called it my diary. it also has autofiction allegations. see for yourself. you can order it here:
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this looks like an album that would fuck me up
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damn i liked him for his offensive comments, had no clue he was in the 1975, unfollowing now
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not unlike the time my ex described Twin Peaks as "Lynchian"
‘Bachelor’ fans drag Joey Graziadei for saying city built in 5900 BC has ‘an old-school vibe’
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guy in a band is flirting with me via instagram dms... how do i mention that the merch i ordered last year never came
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i told this guy on hinge that this pic looks like the
@JoyceManor
album cover and he looked it up and now he is buggin and so am i
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actually so bleak that the internet's memeification of music is manifesting irl... it's impossible to enjoy anything while also taking it seriously, everything has to be some sort of joke
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“All of a sudden, you start to feel like you can’t turn off the memeable internet personality thing.” this trend of turning every earnest piece of art into a joke on the internet is maybe idk a bad thing
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stumbled upon the most deranged article yesterday
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the poetry in question: "you were red and you liked me 'cause I was blue"
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i would hate being a musician because i would pour my heart and soul and trauma and pain into a song just for spotify to throw it on their playlist called 'sad girl starter pack' and i would have to be like grateful for it
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mac demarco quit smoking… this is every hipster’s 9/11
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warped tour ended so that a bunch of random sketchy fests could pop up and charge $300 for something that used to be $70
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album covers that look exactly like the album sounds
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i realized just how clueless my friends are about the music industry when they said that mac demarco is “definitely a millionaire”
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the joke about music taste proving your mental illness is so overdone. elliott smith, sure. but it doesn’t work if you listen to fucking taylor swift!
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found this picture of my wall from when i was 15. a cultural artifact
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my uncle gave me his record collection I'm crying and throwing up
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when u walk into a cafe and alvvays is playing… u know that latte is gonna fuck
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this is just phoebe bridgers if she was a quirky out-of-touch millennial billionaire
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music journalism is dying because criticism is not viewed as valuable but thank god we have these inescapable memes that reduce the complexity of music taste into one-dimensional stereotypes 👍🏻
stop making these kinds of memes and start engaging with music in a normal way
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that one friend who does not fuck around about joyce manor
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new joyce manor album is roughly the length of 1.5 american spirit cigarettes
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mansplaining david lynch to a guy who’s never heard of him. this is feminism
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mentioned radiohead to the guy i’m dating and he said “oh i think i hate them… wait no that’s motörhead”
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weezer playing the blue album in full in new york on 9/11 there are no words for such an event
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yeah i listen to house music
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i dont know shit about big thief but who is listening to adrianne lenker for HOOKS 😭😭😭 thats ur fault i think
Adrienne Lenker singing about putting the family dog down here a meandering, hookless track, who wants that. There are so many more earned, enjoyable ways to feel something.
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matty healy is like if harry styles wasn't boring
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there's something to be said about the way the internet promotes individualism and makes us think all of our thoughts are important and need to be shared. then chronically online people show up to concerts — which are supposed to be communal experiences — with that same mindset
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i’m right here
It’s odd to me that coquette-ish aesthetic reading has turned to like Didion and Babitz and not Anaïs Nin and Colette who did that kind of thing in a much less tersely American, “dreamy, tender” way. Seems few young ppl read Anaïs Nin without whom we could not have e.g. Ernaux
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i'm tired of using email for work. i want to use email to fall in love
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my life changed the second i heard this bassline im not even joking. i saw god
If you don’t feel moved when that bass line hits, you’re fucking dead inside
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mentioned joyce manor to someone on hinge and he said "never heard of her"
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big day for melancholy bitches like me
🎊 "Archie, Marry Me" has hit 100 *million* (!!!) streams on
@Spotify
!! Thank you to everyone who loves this song <3
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pov i’m your wife
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boy do i love fucking up the vibe at the bar on a saturday night
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seeing a guy dressed up as a slice of pizza for halloween and saying “can’t believe his costume is tigers jaw’s seminal 2008 self-titled album”
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name a piece of clothing that aged worse than this one…… i’ll wait
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the idea of networking is essentially viewing people as a means for social capital and using them to climb the ladder and for some reason (capitalist propaganda) that has been ~normalized~ and i do not like it
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and in the end it was spotify wrapped that killed kissinger…
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next month i join the stereogum team 👩🏻💻 stoked to be (back) at 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉’𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖈 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 🗡️
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told my friend it’s almost the 20th anniversary of room on fire by the strokes and he said “that’s such a stereogum thing to say”
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why watch White Lotus when you can just watch this
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men used to build houses… now they just rank jimmy eat world albums on twitter
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olivia rodrigo’s ‘guts’ is out today and nobody commissioned me, a notable 22 year old female journalist currently going through a breakup, to write about it… this industry is broken
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my ex randomly texts me once every couple months and it's always some shit like this
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why is kid cudi's album cover deja entendu what is going on
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calling it now that "gentrify" is the next "gaslight," soon it won't mean anything
tiktok stop trying to gentrify alternative subcultures challenge
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dudes used to go to war now they just talk about pinegrove on twitter
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we knew the grammys were a joke when turnstile who made the best album of 2021 did not get even get a nomination
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if you can listen to farewell transmission without crying.... good for you i guess
Twenty one years ago today in 2003, Songs: Ohia’s 'The Magnolia Electric Co' was released via
@SecretlyCndian
🖤🦉
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the easiest way to charm a guy is to show him mj lenderman. it’s like a party trick
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crazy how my boyfriend claims i’m the pretentious one when i once left him alone for one (1) hour and he sent me this
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i just signed a contract so i think i can tell everyone .... i will be starting at SPIN around the end of the month ! less premieres .. more features / interviews ! ✏️✏️✏️
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tweet prompt: what musicians do u think fuck to their own music
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if you’re in not your house headbanging to the new turnstile record… then where the fuck you at…
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aside from tom being one of the best writers out there (who i am privileged to work with), he also knows that fearless is taylor’s best album. he is quite possibly the best taylor swift critic there is
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joyce manor should never be opening for anyone. they are the main character
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i have finally fulfilled the prophecy i was put on this earth for: ranking joyce manor albums for stereogum
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send me music stuff at danielle
@stereogum
.com btw … i especially love shoegaze & emo (◠‿◠)
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waiting for the 2014 soft grunge Tumblr nostalgia festival with the 1975, arctic monkeys, and the nbhd headlining and venders selling cigarettes and knockoff American Apparel tennis skirts
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the absurdity of tiktok fame & the music industry & streaming services can be captured by the fact that a band whose top song has 250 million listens (surf curse) is opening up for a band whose top song has 25 million listens (joyce manor)
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wrote about how disingenuous and boring this whole "pop-punk revival" has been and how we should redirect our attention to where passion really is, such as the emo scene which has lots of cool stuff happening right now!
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rip to my first solo apartment… going to miss her … but not really because i was incredibly depressed <3
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“people who didn’t enjoy big thief’s set at pitchfork are fascist” is certainly a take
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she’s so close to covering constant headache by joyce manor i can almost taste it
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on the phone with the IRS (because i’m a fucking freelancer) and long story short the dude is gonna check out turnstile later
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rolling stone reached out to me about contributing to the 500 greatest songs list but then told me “no we will not put constant headache by joyce manor at
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thinking about the time my ex quoted FDR while i was breaking up with him
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him: you better not be wearing your joyce manor hoodie with your joyce manor sweatpants when i get home
me:
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today i thank god i no longer work at a publication where i would have to be churning out “which songs on taylor swift’s new album are about matty healy?” seo articles 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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@savbrads
feels like she’s trying to be a part of the candid, confessional lyricism trend but it doesn’t work for her because she’s always been dramatic and cinematic! not casual
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guy at the cafe is so chill abt the earthquake rn he said it’s “good for the blood flow” god bless him
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got dumped and immediately got really into pedro the lion. it's good but you guys must be really sad
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girl whose first print byline is in an interpol vinyl (me)
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i was so lost earlier this year i interviewed for a job at a consulting firm … idek what a consulting firm is or does. happy to be back at stereogum 🫶🏻
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i got contacts so i wouldn’t break my glasses at the turnstile gig…… and what do i break… my fuckin front tooth
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