DM of Engineering
@dmofengineering
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Engineer by day, Shitposter by night. It's definitely nighttime at the tweet factory.
The Basement
Joined April 2018
The collective noun for engineers is a bike shed.
When more than 4 DevOps engineers are in a room together, they will spontaneously start trying to build an internal PaaS on k8s. They can't help themselves.
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Press CTRL + X to pay respects.
Lary Tesler, invetnor of the cut copy and paste commands, dies. at 74.
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Now that likes are private.I gotta ask….Why are there any tweets with zero likes?.
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Interviewer: So you were you kicked out of your Ph.D program?.Candidate: yeah, my advisor didn’t like my approach to my thesis. Interviewer: Oh, what was the topic?.Candidate: Bin packing.
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Her: [nonsense sounds].Me: What?.Her: [repeats nonsense sounds].Me: But what does that mean?.Her: What does anything mean?.Me:
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Engineers: Version control is git. Designers: Version control is named files. Product: Version control is comments I left in a google doc.
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Help a girl out?.I'll go first:.Players are made of meat.
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Honestly, at this point.you can’t come here.and complain about inflammatory content. The first letters are literally:.tw.
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Evergreen tweet.
I love that we’ve all collectively agreed not to call it X.
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No, Bay Area, that's not rain. It's just clouds extending their runway.
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So what you're saying is:.if we unplug Twitter.and leave it alone for long enough. .
Periodic reminder just leaving shit unplugged for hours does fix things. Fucking capacitors are everywhere and you have to defeat them.
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My AI brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours.Damn right, it's better than yours.I can teach you, but I have to charge.
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For the love of god.No one ask it.How Is Babby Formed?.
Asked DALL-E 3 for the ingredients to make a cake. the more you look the better this gets
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Sounds like a shills problem.
Where did the FTX money go?. It’s really obvious. It ended up at the Tether fraud. Step 1. Have billions of dollars that’s not yours. Step 2. Go trade with it on sure-to-lose bets. Tether bros inflate shitcoin markets, you bet with customers cash. Step 3. Oh no! The bets went.
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Boy math is….Boy math is….Honestly, boy math is whatever new bullshit crypto is trying to pull these days.
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I want it.
Added gratuitous explosions and particle effects to the code editor I'm building
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Elon Musk’s Neuralink approved to recruit humans for brain-implant trials
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