Dwight: Schrute blood is immune to viruses. We simply tell our bodies not to get sick, then the virus does not affect us.

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Michael puts Toby alone in a permanent Zoom breakout room all day instead of zooming with the rest of the group.

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Ryan says he’s found a cure, but he needs 10 more investors to be financially ready to release the vaccine.

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Dwight: What is Michael Scott’s biggest fear?. Ryan: Loneliness, maybe women. Dwight: Wrong. He is not afraid of anything. I also would’ve accepted COVID-19.

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Jim test positive for Coronavirus. Andy now calls him big ‘rona instead of big tuna.

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Hearing that COVID-19 is more dangerous for the elderly, Creed takes measures things into his own hands.

Please don’t send me stolen tweets!! I will delete.

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Stanley: Getting paid to sit at home? In my air conditioned house? 6ft away from my wife? It’s not exactly my lighthouse, but I’ll take it.

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*Michael calls Jan* . Hey Jan it’s me, Michael. I’m just calling to say that I think we need to practice social distancing. permanently.

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Gabe discovers that Zoom hosts can see text conversations after a meeting. He reads all of Jim & Pam’s messages making fun of him. He suspends them w/o pay for 3 days live on Zoom. Toby sends them texts them that Gabe can’t do that. Jim & Pam decide to take the long weekend.

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Quarantine Mike: The worst part about Quarantine was the dementors.