Crazy Uncle Doug
@dmahugh
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Not here to debate anyone. I block people who don't amuse me.
North America, mostly
Joined October 2023
I own four nail guns. Just sayin’.
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Big enthusiastic #HandsOff turnout in Butte, Montana today. A blue dot in a red state, Butte is the resting place of Frank Little and has a long history of workers standing up to corrupt authoritarians from the Bluebird Incident to Bloody Wednesday and countless other uprisings.
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GOP: We want TRADITIONAL 1950s American values! Me: So new social programs? Infrastructure funding? Cheap college? No for-profit healthcare? GOP: What? No! Me: Oh, so strong banking regulations? 91% tax rate over $2m a year? GOP: God no, we just wanna be openly racist again.
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The US has had two major plane crashes in the last 16 years: Colgan Air flight 3407 in 2009, and American Airlines flight 5342 last night. Here are the initial reactions of the President of the United States after each event.
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“It’s hard to predict, 40 years later, which wasted people on the bus it would have been cool to sleep with.” - my wife, regarding a story about my sister-in-law, LSD, and Alice In Chains.
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This world has become so ridiculous that those who gain a prominent position in it in any given field should all be permanently embarrassed.
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I don't understand the shocked reactions to the Cormac McCarthy story. So people expected the man who conjured up characters like the Judge and Chigurh, and refused to take responsibility for his own wife and kids while working on these projects, to be virtuous and chaste?
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"I refuse to burn a bridge with Uncle Adolph over his views on Jews," the virtue monkey proudly declared at the all-white Christmas dinner table.
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There is no evil more insidious than valuing relationships with childhood friends and family over the fact they support those who strive to bring violence to those whose life choices they disagree with. 1930s Germany and 2020s USA have been rife with this particular evil.
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Two photos of Brick Breeden Fieldhouse in Bozeman, Montana. Top: Foreigner concert, September 2023. Bottom: Trump rally, August 2024. 🤣🤣🤣
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Every year, you can be sure of two things: drama queens will say the sky is falling, and the stock market will go up.
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When the wife sees this toothbrush/toothpaste holder, she's going to totally understand why I spent all week building this crosscut sled.
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The thing nobody tells you about buying a big old fixer upper: you’ll need a room dedicated to touch-up paint storage.
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introduce yourself with: one book / one movie / one album / one tv show
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Fuck yeah. I have never used a dishwashing machine, and never will. On a related note: garbage disposals.
Inventor of the Dishwasher: I HAVE CREATED SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR LIVES EASIER. Humanity: WHOA. So we just put dirty dishes in and it cleans them? IoDW: Um, no. You need to wash them first. H: Uh... IoDW: Not thoroughly. Just, like, what you'd do if you were drunk.
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Wow, the entire world sleeps in. No wonder mornings are so peaceful.
Average wake-up time: 🇿🇦 South Africa - 6:24 AM 🇨🇴 Colombia - 6:31 AM 🇨🇷 Costa Rica - 6:38 AM 🇮🇩 Indonesia - 6:55 AM 🇯🇵 Japan - 7:09 AM 🇲🇽 Mexico - 7:09 AM 🇦🇺 Australia - 7:13 AM 🇺🇸 United States - 7:20 AM 🇸🇪 Sweden - 7:21 AM 🇩🇪 Germany - 7:25 AM 🇵🇭 Philippines - 7:28 AM 🇧🇷
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