Picking this up and putting it down repeatedly just to make sure it’s real and ITS REAL

been doing a lot of breathing in and breathing out these days.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

big walking bag of feelings cosplaying as someone normal.

this is how you do it

it has come to my attention that drinking water will help with every physical ailment i have.

one of my favorite things about colorado is that no matter where you are in the state, there’s gonna be a guy peeing on the side of the road.

can we as a nation pls stop wearing vibram 5fingers, they are really freaky.

tomorrow i’m going to open my laptop, but this weekend i was here

if diet coke is fridge cigarette, is celsius fridge cocaine.

all cars look better with a california or colorado license plate.

i love riding the e-bike citi bikes soooooo much except for when i hit a bump and my spinal cord gets jammed straight up into the center of my skull.

everyone say happy birthday to @judson !! even tho today is just the party and his real birthday is tuesday (he’ll love it)

work with some of the best thinkers, makers, designers, anythingers i know 🪐.

90’s house remix of john jacob jingle hiemer schmidt.

thinkin bout clouds again

heeellloooooo!!!.

nature is crazy bc i thought this was a cool bean plant in the neighborhood but it’s actually an invasive species called the dog-strangling vine and it kills the plants that monarch butterflies need to live in

str8 up california

first fav app: google maps.second fav app: weather app.third fav app: shazam.

👀❤️‍🔥 omgsh what’s he up to! ❤️‍🔥👀.

spent way too long on r/yeticoolers today. lots of guys who love their wives over there.