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Danielle Laurion

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Vice President @InkHousePR. @Muhlenberg alumna. Tweets are my own.

Boston, MA
Joined May 2010
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@samdrabuIok
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9 months
julia louis-dreyfus would give a performance of the century on the white lotus
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Danielle Laurion
10 months
Every time I land in Florida I’m reminded of how much I hate Florida.
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@JoJoFromJerz
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11 months
Hey MAGA, is this the part where we make America great again?
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
11 months
Trump announces massive tariffs at 1:00 today.
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Danielle Laurion
11 months
This is insane. This not what democracy looks like. These are critical research documents regarding peoples’ health!
@AndrewRestuccia
Andrew Restuccia
11 months
More than 1,000 pages that had been visible Friday were missing from websites for the CDC, National Institutes of Health and Department of Health and Human Services, a Wall Street Journal analysis showed. https://t.co/YHx3ZPSmHl
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@JoJoFromJerz
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11 months
It’s really fucking hard to forgive anyone who voted for this shit.
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Danielle Laurion
1 year
The crazy thing is he doesn’t even want to be President. He doesn’t want to help the American people. He just doesn’t want to go to prison.
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@nocontextvp
no context veep
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1 year
The 2018 John Mulaney “Horse In A Hospital” bit is still so great 😂 Best part is he doesn’t mention the name Trump at all. Oh America, you finally removed the horse from the hospital. DO NOT let it back in 😬
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kaiju
1 year
It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell
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Danielle Laurion
1 year
My toddler is having a tantrum and said she just wanted to sit and cry by herself. And honestly, same.
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Danielle Laurion
1 year
Can someone please put the Veep music on this and some fake credits scrolling? @OfficialJLD @DavidHMandel @nocontextvp
@davegreenidge57
Hey, Dave!
1 year
He’s just out on the tarmac having someone drive him around in circles. Why do I feel like this will become the defining meme for his entire campaign?
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@davidsirota
David Sirota
1 year
mood of the next 10 days
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Danielle Laurion
1 year
Blake Lively take note
@StevenTnyc
Steven
1 year
This is really impressive when Netflix bought the rights to Woman of the Hour Anna Kendrick took all the money she would have made and donated it to the National center for victims of violent crime
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Danielle Laurion
1 year
unreal
@sainthoulihan
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1 year
I love that we live in a world where we demand an endorsement for president from Taylor Swift but The Washington Post is just like “nah pass”
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@HeyRatty
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1 year
Democracy dies w/ same-day shipping
@mikiebarb
Michael Barbaro
1 year
A WaPo endorsement for president had been written and was ready to publish before Jeff Bezos decided the paper would not endorse.
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Danielle Laurion
1 year
omg we’re only a half hour in?
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@ItsSamG
Sam G
1 year
I just want to live in a place where the weather feels like autumn all year long and then it snows on Christmas Eve
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@ericfisher
Eric Fisher
1 year
You know why fall is the best season? Because it lacks a type of day people complain about. Rainy? Great I want to watch football and use a crock pot Unusually warm? Nice one more beach day before it gets cold Chilly? Sweet first fire in the fireplace Crisp and sunny? 💯
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