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I can’t believe the secret to drinking on the street was just putting a lid on your pint. We’ve been living in fear all these years and suddenly out of the blue we’re Berlin. Because of lids.
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Funny how one bad protester labels the whole movement, but a few bad cops are never supposed to represent all cops. 🤔
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imagine u beefing with me and I pull up to yo crib with 9000 termites. Whole foundation gone cuz u wanna talk crazy
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with everyone on lockdown, the lime scooters are finally returning to the river. nature is healing, we are the virus.
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Postman Pat sending two kids into the stand and ending another's sporting career is excellent.
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it’s catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means that he watched a guy blasting rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. absolute legend
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man he played a blind astronomer named Kent in a LOT of movies
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I repeat: NO TOOTHPASTE, NO CIDER, NO ANCIENT WOODEN SWORD.
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#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!
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