I can’t get a train (strikes), plane (Brexit) or use my car (petrol prices) tomorrow. Can I borrow your horse and cart please @Jacob_Rees_Mogg?

You can't have a parade just for the fa Cup and league Cup Ladies and gentlemen...

The things you do to guarantee that the uk doesn’t get “ nil poi “ again in Eurovision this weekend 🤣

World book day 2022 - school says ‘come to school as your favourite character or author’ my son… @rickygervais

It’s not often you come across a cover that really pushes the original version, put this on loud on a dark cold night wow ! @midgeure1 https://t.co/qH3lrEOmiz

Provide Kennels For Homeless Dogs https://t.co/akjAbiPhL0 Heartbreaking the pictures coming from Turkey of dogs rounded up and driven into the mountains to perish in their hundreds

I’ll go halves with ya @sarahcrabtreee , you can even paint it orange if you like 😆

What a confusing world we live in, Lee Hurst is suspended from Twitter for suggesting the outcome of Greta Thunberg discovering cock! But when @sarahcrabtreee discovered a nice one she gets a range of T shirts stickers and fridge magnets out of it 🤷🏼‍♂️

When you've been waiting ages for food and the waiter walks past with someone else's order https://t.co/odnHMNxNhT

Hello. Cast your ears at this, if you'd like...

The Brexit referendum was due to Tory in-fighting. The result of the Brexit referendum was due to Tory in-fighting. The absurdly early triggering of Article 50 was due to Tory in-fighting. And now, instead of trying to undo some of the mess they’ve made, the Tories are fighting.

Jose be trippin..😂😂😂😂😂

“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” ― Voltaire

@jenniemcalpine Tom pulled me through a very dark time as did you at one session Jennie, I wouldn't be here without him There goes my hero x

@jenniemcalpine Jennie I am so sad to hear of the passing of Tom, Im in Hartlepool and will never forget his genuine passion for people xxx

Haha dnt do drugs part 2