had a great time chatting with @Babygravy9 on his podcast about my new story, THE DOG THAT TURNS THE WHEEL, out now in @mansworldmag_ (links below)

i'll say this: at least grok is honest its masters

hey @premium new yorks automatic-renewal law says that you have to get my express consent to renew my subscription. i want my refund

nice one @premium renewing a subscription without any notice before you bill.

Your oil needs to be neutral, with a high smoke point. The meat will naturally release from the stainless steel pan when it's ready to be flipped.

inspired to make my own shitty zine at the time called "nonsense seance" which had a cartoon about a world of clarinet reeds terrified by an evil pair of scissors. if i remember correctly, the illustrations i made were so overwhelmingly phallic that even i was disgusted.

i knew @textfiles when i was an impressionable 9 year old and vividly remember his zine, esnesnon, which i have now refound (probably for the sixth time.) https://t.co/QVc4xstBE3

this looks like he's wearing fetish gear

You need to be thomascolemaxxing

You guys remember the blockchain?

google's machine learning class is just kabbalism

now referring to the filibuster as the 'flubster'

when you run out of smart money, go after the dumb money

time for borscht-boarding

i think he studied political science at yale or something. he seems pretty cool. can't imagine he has much in common with this BRAP guy or whatever.

Harsh new caning penalty introduced for scammers in Singapore https://t.co/yC3IuZNPDc

My 4 year old daughter has now met both the wilhelm and Howie long screams. She is a fan

Quietly programming every light switch in my house to play the wilhelm scream when turned on while it’s still dark out

i like this take and it's cheering me up.

Not all nuanced takes

NYCCCP; DAY 0: I HAVE TRADED MY DESIGN WITHIN REACH FURNITURE TO A SOMALI TINKERER FOR A HANDFUL OF RICE.