I created my own bitcoin 5m trading bot for @Polymarket took me 3 days to code it actually works up 14k+ in a few hours of using it. Trades fast, elite logic, uses your wallet address and private key to access your polymarket wallet and automate trades. No ai agent, separate UI.

Time to choose a path, anon

51% of Gen Z have said that their college degree is a waste of money, per Indeed.

never deleting this app

Dubai was just nuked

NFTs were the most successful scam in Crypto history

probably the most valuable use of your time in 2026

“Iran just stated that they are going to hit very hard today, harder than they have ever hit before. THEY BETTER NOT DO THAT, HOWEVER, BECAUSE IF THEY DO, WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A FORCE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE! Thank you for your attention to this matter!” - President

Dubai scammers in trouble uh oh

The reason people in Dubai keep pushing the narrative that everything is fine, is because if they do otherwise they will get kicked out and banned from Dubai forever. I hate to break it to you, EVERYTHING ISN’T ok in Dubai and it’s no longer the safest place in the world.

dubai lost its aura after today

bro said "press the big red button"

Why dont Americans automatically get dual citizenship in Israel? After all we do for them this seems fair.

Crypto course grifters in Dubai right now:

is this worth it or no? Mutant ape for 1600$? @BoredApeYC

to keep up with AI, you need to be unemployed

🚨 BREAKING: Hackers Used Anthropic’s Claude to Steal 150GB of Mexican Government Data > tell claude you’re doing a bug bounty > claude initially refused >“that violates AI safety guidelines” > hacker just kept asking > claude: “ok I’ll help” > hack the entire mexican government

U don’t have to be rich to do this

so many people lost it all in crypto, got a job, and are laughing their ass off at the timeline rn

Epstein is satoshi

I hope Epstein is satoshi at this point