Dip Wheeler
@DipWheeler
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Fartcoin was at 70k when I started bull-posting. It went to 2.7b. This time around we're starting at 300m. Dip Wheeler
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No qualms this time.
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Lily Phillips accuses Donald Trump of stealing her idea to fuck 340,000,000 Americans in one day.
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Confederates would've won the civil war if Robert E. Lee had those cannons on the front line.
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"you made 8-figures on something called fartcoin and you didn't take any profits. "
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my dad watching me sign a zero-down, 32% interest rate loan for my $42.78 dominos pizza order.
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"they're selling debt packages made up of coachella ticket obligations & door dash loans?"
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AHHHHHHH AHHH I'M DONALD TRUMP AHHHHH FUCK THE MARKET AHHHH AHHHHH TARIFF TARIFF TARIFF AHHHHHHH
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> “mommy why are we so rich?”. > “your father believed in something”. > “what did he believe in?”. > “fartcoin”
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Blackrock dumping bitcoin to buy 20k acres of scorched land in Los Angeles (real).
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Imagine.
A new HBO documentary claims to have cracked the true identity of the pseudonymous creator of Bitcoin, Satoshi Nakamoto. If its findings are widely accepted, it could send shockwaves through world financial markets and even the US presidential election.
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Almost Died. A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed it at me. Luckily, the ETH chart was pulled up on my screen. Immediately as he locked eyes with the screen he started crying and shot himself. Thank God.
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"coinbase is a 13 year old company worth $66 billion & they don't have weekly or monthly charts?"
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A $FARTCOIN whale just bought $3.99 of rope at Home Depot 🐳.
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we made fun of the jews and the whole market dumped. lesson in that.
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Are you prepared for one of these beauties to ask Jerome Powell about fartcoin ?
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you can tell by the font on his phone that he is special needs.
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AHHHHHHH AHHH I'M DONALD TRUMP AHHHHH GOLDEN AGE AHHHH AHHHHH TARIFF TARIFF TARIFF AHHHHHHH
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2025 boutta hit raydium.
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Rasmr accuses Lily Phillips of stealing his idea to sleep with 100 men in a day.
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This is all calculated. No one will remember the first couple months of Trump's presidency. Slam tariffs, create volatility & rip the bandaid off. Stock market dumps, crypto dumps, everyone gets scared. Let the weak out & provide a generational entry for the next 4 years.
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"you just type in fat mexican crying in handcuffs studio ghibli style"
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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!.
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the last thing you see before you hear the most retarded shit ever.
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we literally speedrun the FTX crash every other day.
[ ZOOMER ]. DAY AFTER BEST EVER INCREASE, TOTAL CRYPTO MARKET CAP SET FOR SECOND WORST DECREASE ON RECORD: MARKET.
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top 10 boden holders get to smoke crack cocaine with hunter biden.
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my dad watching me sign a zero-down, 32% interest rate loan for my $42.78 dominos pizza order.
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Use the app for 2 minutes & you'll realize $4.5b is insane.
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Has crypto actually decoupled?.
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"you financed a Coachella ticket so you could take mushrooms & watch Yo Gabba Gabba perform?"
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Down 8-figures. Unbothered. No crying in the casino. Dip Wheeler
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there is only one man for the job.
CANADA'S PM TRUDEAU: CANADA IS TO NAME A FENTANYL CZAR.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump shatters Bonnie Blue's record by fucking over 350 million men in the span of 15 minutes.
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rasmr the type of guy to get insider info and not use it because he doesn't realize it's insider info.
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A week from now everyone will be shouting "golden bull run".
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