I wrote HOW TO FIGHT ANTISEMITISM hoping it would become irrelevant. America had other plans. If you are feeling the rumbling of history and you are infuriated to witness the silence -- again -- of so many supposed friends, I urge you to read it: https://t.co/jOMYzKEpkb

I don't think that we should stigmatize Adderall as it's a legitimate medication that helps millions of people function in their daily lives but I also know it when I see it

am i the only person who has a hard time texting back all the people i actually want to talk to? i put it off because i feel like they deserve thoughtful replies.

the human had another video call today. but this time. they put me in front of the screen. gave me their headset. and walked away. it may have been a joke to them. but this is exactly the promotion. i have been waiting for

Restores some faith in humanity when people put differences aside and help one another during another California fire #PorterRanch #SaddleridgeFire

Professor X: what’s your super power? Me: hindsight Professor X: that’s not going to help us Me: yes I see that now

i’m sitting next to the human. as they put on their shoes to leave. i glanced at the door. then slowly up at them. with the widest eyes i could manage. long story short. we’re working from home today

Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

@biticonjustine All you have to do is cough on them and it’s a fatality.

psa: if you dont vaccinate your kids then im allowed to fight them

PARENTS DO NOT VACCINATE YOUR CHILD!! I vaccinated my baby and now 60 years later he has an Old face, too soft hands, horrible looking. DISGUSTING why is he alive so long

Nobody: Me when I’m drunk and try to lay down:

I can’t stop watching this on loop

anti-vaxx panic! at the kids disco 🤝 a fever you can’t sweat out

Buying Iced Coffee Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

never accept anything less than you deserve #datingnow