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Dylan Farella

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everyone’s favorite internet boyfriend

New York, NY
Joined March 2011
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@dfarella
Dylan Farella
2 years
Mentally, emotionally and physically unavailable until further notice.
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@dfarella
Dylan Farella
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Are we getting Westworld back with HBO Max?.
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Dylan Farella
3 hours
RT @ObamaGarak: The group chat is the last male only space.
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and Snack Wraps are back at McDonald's Thursday. .
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Max Will Change Back to HBO Max on Wednesday
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this is a popular one.
@ppyowna
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first date idea we deactivate your instagram.
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Dylan Farella
9 hours
Any running / walking sneakers you would recommend?. Have tried On Cloud, Hoka. Could do better.
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I really don’t understand why everyone is freaking out about Jeffrey Epstein. POS, offed himself in prison. What else do we want to know? What do people really think is being hidden? (I am asking sincerely).
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@dfarella
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Hey @grok which of my mutuals is most likely to be wifey material for me. List the top ten.
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RT @ANGELBABYBITTY: Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.
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2 days
Not bad for a Sunday
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I’d do unforgivable things for a cheeseburger right now.
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What’s something good to binge to completion on a Sunday afternoon?.
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Dylan Farella
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July 4th weekend movie marathon . Jaws ✅ .The Sandlot ✅ . What would you watch this weekend?.
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Dylan Farella
4 days
Bad news for my haters, I still have all 10 fingers.
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4 days
Happy birthday America. I fucking love you. See you next year for 250.
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It’s officially the very painful part of the Yankees season and I want to vomit and fire Boone.
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5 days
Easily.
@TomScibelli
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Aaron Boone getting fired would be like a top 8 greatest sports fan moment of my life.
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Does anybody else watch Jaws on July 4th?.
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Ready for a big day tomorrow 🎆 🇺🇸
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