Devin Lytle (she/her)
@devdevnumnums
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director/producer/youtuber - formerly @BuzzFeed, @facebook, @creatorplus Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Joined January 2011
people like me need birth control because the only thing we’re capable of raising is hell.
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2022 : the year we realized that wife guys are still guys 😮💨.
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*cough* pay parity between men and women producers *cough*.
There's still one BIG early BuzzFeed story/scandal that hasn't come out yet and honestly it's going to be an interesting day on Twitter when it does.
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Theatre kids and ex theatre kids -. How much of our lives do you think we’ve spent “rolling up our spine, vertebra by vertebra?”.
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*cough* the fact that B*zzF**d wiped the Ladylike channel after we all left, essentially bombing our resume. we had 3.6 million subs at the time and >500 videos on our channel. and now they're disseminated across all their yt channels. *cough*.
There's still one BIG early BuzzFeed story/scandal that hasn't come out yet and honestly it's going to be an interesting day on Twitter when it does.
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Shoutout to all the high functioning girlies! We get it all done and then smoke a bunch of weed after 6pm!.
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Britney Spears can’t drive a car by herself, but Bill Cosby can drug and rape 60+ women and be fine? Make it make sense.
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Hey @BuzzFeed, respectfully, can you please put all the Ladylike videos back on the Ladylike channel? I am actively looking for a job rn, and its helpful to have a hub where all our videos live that reflects all of our years of hard work.
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*says the company that never accepted any salary negotiations that I put forth year after year.
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dear gen z, i believe in you. i really do. but for the love of god, please don't bring back low rise jeans. it doesn't work. we've tried.
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I took this selfie while waiting for a lyft and wow I wanna date myself.
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Devin: LoL when is my period coming, because I feel like a bitch!. Narrator: Her period wasn’t for weeks. She is, actually, just a bitch.
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Going on my favorite podcast to talk about how B*zzF**d exploited us was a huge moment for me and my character development ❤️🙏🏻.
on today's episode, we're so excited to have @devdevnumnums with us to talk all about her time working at BuzzFeed, and the Try Guys of it all.
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here's the thing, i've been in therapy for 14 years. but i don't think i'll ever reach the type of spiritual enlightenment that it will take for me to forgive my middle school bully. that girl is a bitch, and will always be a bitch. fuck her.
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Men will climb Everest twice before going to therapy.
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Cancer since 2016, and he didn’t tell the public. That’s some superhero shit.
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Hi everyone,.I would like to offer up my services and my temper to anyone whose employer refuses to let them work from home. Put Hurricane Dev on the phone with 'em! We'll get this situation right in no time. Love from America's favorite testy bitch,.Devs.
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Wait so we cut when Janet Jackson had a nipple come out but I’m forced to look at Adam Levine’s shitty tattoos?.
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There really is no need to ask “how are you doing?” anymore because HAHAHAHA!!!! NOT WELL MY GOOD BITCH, NOT WELL.
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50/50 chance I will delete this tweet later but. do we *need* another Toy Story?.
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The only beef I have w Chandel is that we haven’t decided on a day when we can get Thai food. It’s infuriating.
Also, now is when I tell you that I left BuzzFeed in October to pursue more of my own goals. I love Ladylike, and I DID NOT leave because of any rift between us. They are all amazing. I left for many other reasons. I'm super excited to take a leap and start this new chapter.
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In 2009, I served Adam Levine at a cocktail bar. He ordered a cranberry vodka. When I brought it to him, he took one sip and accused me of not putting vodka in it. I assured him I did but he made me bring the bottle over and do it in front of the table. 🧵.
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The best part of all this @nike backlash is that folks are deliberately destroying their own shit AS WELL AS informing the entire digital world that they’re a fucking racist.
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Today is the first day of cancer treatments where my mom didn't want to talk to me on the phone afterwards. She's too tired and in too much pain. We got good news today but it still feels like bad news. I have therapy later so I'm okay - I just hate cancer and long distances.
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If Georgia pulls us over the finish line, I will name my first born child Peachtree. I swear it.
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The thing that kills me is that Biden is up by 2 million votes. 2 MILLION. The electoral college needs to go.
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Blah blah I know that this impeachment is gonna die in the Senate, but I for one am just excited about the ego hit Donald might be feeling tonight. An early Christmas gift!.
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First time under general anesthesia, I apparently yelled “who wants to see my vaaaagiiinnaaa?!” to the tune of “let’s get ready to rumble!!” while the good doctors and nurses were just trying to put me out. So you know, I’m banned from ever doing that again.
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Week of period: tears week.1 week after period: skinny week.2 weeks after period: sex week.2 weeks before period: bitch week.days leading up to period: food week . and repeat.
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Y’all gonna make me shave my head and scream into a webcam “Leave Ariana alone!”.
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I hope y’all know that 40 years from now when they make films about us, there’s gonna be hella succulents and rose gold in every shot. I hope we’re okay with that.
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I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE, I believe that if you try hard enough, you can all fully still taste the flavor of your elementary school’s cafeteria pizza in your mouth right now.
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oh okay. so today is the day where the dude who assaulted me 8 years ago sends me a friend request on LinkedIn.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you see a box of markers like this, less than 40% of them work.
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There is a special place in hell reserved for cis women who terrorize trans women.
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He took one sip of the extra vodka drink and scoffed and ordered a gin and tonic. Since then, I’ve never trusted that man.
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A man at a bar just interrupted my literal goddess of a friend and I was like “what you have to say better be PROFOUND m’dude” . And you know what, it wasn’t.
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Stop saying Trump is mentally ill. It’s insulting. There are plenty of people w mental health issues who know how to DO 👏🏻THEIR👏🏻DAMN👏🏻JOBS👏🏻.
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Student Loan Debt.
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These pants scream labia to me, and for that reason. I'm buying them!
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Hey @YouTube, our vid where we talk about fostering a healthy relationship and removing the stigma around our vaginas was demonetized. We didn’t show any pictures or nudity at all. We didn’t even talk about sex or sexual situations! Surely this was a mistake.
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i don't know who needs to hear this, but👏he's 👏not 👏smarter👏than👏 you!!!! he's just a hipster!! with bizarre takes!! that's not intellect bb!!!.
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Wellness update: I punched all the pillows in my house and ate a carb. It’s been 8 years, and my body is safe, so I’m gonna ease back into work. There are so many folks who don’t have the privilege of taking an hour to create space from their assault. I’m thinking of them today.
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“I love you, but I need to be up in six hours. You’re burping, farting, and telling lies, so I’m just gonna say goodnight.”. - my boyfriend, a very patient man.
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May the 4th be with you. (“And also with you” if you’re Catholic).
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I will vote her into office as my President one day.
Rep @AOC: "I do not need Rep. Yoho to apologize to me. Clearly he does not want to. Clearly when given the opportunity he will not & I will not stay up late at night waiting for an apology from a man who has no remorse over calling women & using abusive language towards women."
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has anyone else been following @taylorndean's story about abuse, addiction, redemption? i want to be this woman's friend so badly, i want to help her make content, she deserves the world after all that she's been through FR.
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It has come to my attention that we are in the rereading the Twilight phase of this quarantine.
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A junior got pregnant and because she and because her family belonged to the church affiliated w the school, they made her stand up in front of the entire HS in our daily chapel, and confess her sins. The guy who got her pregnant was a senior and he didn't have to do shit.
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The only way to silence Kaitlin Bennett and trolls like her is to not engage. Her whole content model is appear and provoke, so imagine how powerful it would be if she couldn't score a single interview at the next campus she goes to. We can put her out of business w silence.
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Fun Fact! If you wear your pants high enough, you don't have to wear a shirt!.
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it is so hard to be in love with a straight man in this economy.
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EVERY MONTH I wake up one morning, feeling like platinum garbage and I walk around like this is gonna be me for the rest of my life and I’m sooo dramatic. And then my period starts and I’m surprised. This happens EVERY MONTH and I still haven’t learned to anticipate it smh.
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Proud to report that I’m officially apart of the vaccine rollout
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Really craving a hot and spicy conviction for Breonna Taylor’s killers right about now.
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Moms mispronouncing or misremembering a powerful man’s name is a brand of comedy that will always work for me.
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Someone hit me up on IG w this. Apparently, I’m an error message now. Feels right.
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Oh my god and he made fun of Joe wearing a mask all the time.
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There's a common story in comments about how doctors disregard pain if a person is overweight, claiming that they should first loose the fat before the treatment begins. THIS IS NOT CARE. THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF CARE.
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“This my wife who wipes my butt for me and her flesh and blood existence is almost as important to me as a paper baseball card. Once a week I open a jar of pickles for her because I’m the man of the house! Also I have another family but fuck them.”
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I’ve never identified with a piece of content more in my entire life.
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Yeah sex is great, but have you ever had a male boss listen and value your opinion????.
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Look at your life. Look at the people in it. Now look at the *best* people in it. They're all gay right? Happy Pride Month, y'all.
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Well I for one think it’s *healthier* to be in a codependent relationship with your pets rather than a person who can hurt you. My therapist: No.
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Can we all just remember that the peaceful protests last year were over American men and women being systemically and brutally murdered. These protests are over the entitlement of one small, orange man. We are not the same.
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To be fair, the skin in between my pimples is -G L O W I N G-.
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Dear white people of corporate America,. It’s still racist, even if you whisper it. Respectfully,.Devin.
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If you don't immediately click on your sent folder to examine the email that you *just sent*. did you even send that email???.
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I can’t WAIT to pet other people’s dogs again! FUCK!.
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I think our military would be lucky to have an ounce of the strength that the trans community has to demonstrate on a daily basis.
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Love clapping for you as you take the next step in your career
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I just walked by a guy on the street who looked me up and down, lowered his eyes, and said “thank you.” . If this is the new form of catcalling, I’m into it.
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We have been saying this FOR YEARS.
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I’m ready for sad girl summer to come to an end. Excited for fucked girl fall! Or anxious girl autumn! 🍂🍁.
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Them: Hey Devin, how are you?. Me: OH U KNO FIGHTING THAT GOOD FIGHT SO OUR DAUGHTERS DON'T HAVE TO . Them:. Me: EVEN THO THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO. Them:. Me: FIGHT. THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT. PROBABLY. THIS SHIT ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE, SO HERE WE ARE. HOW R U?.
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the days of the week now go like this:.sunday.monday.tuesday.friday.sunday.tuesday .tuesday.
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The woman sleep walking and feeding her lawn cans of soda on TikTok gave me the motivation to get out of bed this Monday morning 🙏🏻♥️.
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ROLL CALL! .- who is working today?.- who is *actually working* today?.- who is highly medicated but has their slack open today??.
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Let me be clear - you should NOT leave your sick child with me. I will not know what to do with it.
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k this is definitely a dumb question but it's sincere! do kids these days have to *learn* how to type? like for those of hatched in the 80s/90s we had computer games and classes to teach us how to type. i feel like kids are just born knowing . ? legit asking - i don't have kids.
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I COMMIT TO NAMING MY SECOND CHILD WAFFLE HOUSE IF GA MAINTAINS THIS LEAD!!!.
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So y'all have been asking, so here it is. Here is why I left BuzzFeed:.
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there comes a time in every person's life, where they realize that they can't find that one emoji that they saw one time and its already been 3 mins of scrolling so they go with a 🙃 and call it a day.
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May my cat remind you that you can be as extra as you want as long as you feel fabulous doing it.
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"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.". I love you Bones. Forever and ever.
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My kink is sending emails and then immediately clicking on the same message in the sent folder to look at it thru the eyes of the person receiving my email.
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