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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

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Inventor of Demotivators® and other fine products for discerning pessimists.

https://t.co/PpqMeacXu3

Austin, TX

Joined March 2008

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

Jawwwn

@jawwwn_

2 years

From @anduriltech’s @PalmerLuckey: What is the #1 job most kids want today? “It’s social media influencer, next is professional gamer, next is YouTuber… the problem is, you can’t tell kids to follow their dreams when their dreams suck.” What was the #1 dream for kids in 1971?

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

6 years

NEW DESPAIRWEAR: The Social Distancing Tee "A lifetime of social distancing prepared me for this." Find out how our new t-shirt helps introverts, wallflowers, and agoraphobes channel their neuroses for the good of those in need. https://t.co/Yvk8uKMUzq

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

7 years

Death by Trademark Infringement. ☹️(TM)

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

7 years

Want to hear something cray? We are 5 days away from the 20th Anniversary of Demotivator® posters going viral. (Oct 22) At the time, Internet had 147 million users. In the past two decades, it has added around 4 billion more. And most are in despair👍! https://t.co/robWnYEt99

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Mark Parsons

@mark_parsons

8 years

@boredpanda So, not really a million miles from the "demotivator" posters and calendars that @despairinc have been doing for decades (-ish) over at https://t.co/63Y4J3r0YR?

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

8 years

Executives ( https://t.co/YaSo0fHMt4) TL/DR “Skip inspiration, go straight to radical demotivation.” https://t.co/NdTLtrpoww

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Christian Buckley

@buckleyplanet

8 years

Love that @MarksWazza is using https://t.co/2G8RimCRMi images in his #SPSDBN session. I have two framed Despair posters in my home office

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

8 years

Y’all kids today don’t even KNOW!

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

8 years

When World’s Collide… @happyproduct https://t.co/XndbTIbKLV

Michael Schaub

@michaelschaub

8 years

Also here I am holding a Spanish-language copy of "The Little Prince" for some reason.

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

8 years

The era of burger-flipping robots is here! It's a good news, bad news thing. https://t.co/UY5fnyqoAV https://t.co/uF4JG4lEWm

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

8 years

Once they start selling off naming rights to individual Football Plays… We call dibs on this one… “4th & Despair®”

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

8 years

If you've ever wondered what supply chain disruptions look like up close, the epic journey of this envelope shipment says it all.

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

8 years

Thanks for the mention. We take a subtler approach, but any and all means should be deployed to stop the corrosive impact of Big Motivation!

Retiario, hace ocho años

@Retiario

8 years

But before that there was @despairinc

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

8 years

The rip in your poster risked reducing its power to totally destroy your hope. Naturally, we couldn't allow that to happen!

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

8 years

We aim to displease, Ender! Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry slooooooooooooooowly.

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

9 years

.@mims No kidding. We certainly sold a ton of them https://t.co/YaSo0fHMt4

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

9 years

.@rsg Ahem. https://t.co/kT4xZ3e65z

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Mark D. Solano

@markdsolano

9 years

@burnie, you're right these are the saddest things in existence. One day I'll be working @RoosterTeeth where I won't need these. #RTDocs

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Michele Neylon

@mneylon

9 years

And this is why I love @despairinc

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Despair, Inc.

@despairinc

9 years

First they subjected us to #MondayMotivation. Now they’re pushing #tuesdaymotivation. Enough if Enough!

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