Derek
@derek_mafs
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Navy Veteran (CTI)
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Joined July 2016
Ok, so a lot of people have been asking me to post a selfie and finally reveal myself. Welp, here ya go.
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Interesting to follow a huge scandal with a medical announcement. Could they be setting up his departure? 🤔.
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Which NFL team will make history and add Jennifer Love Hewitt to their offensive line this offseason? #NFL.
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Liberals on X, 2020: 'Trust the experts, not Twitter MDs!' Liberals on X, 2025: diagnosing Trump's leg swelling with WebMD. Funny how the 'science' crowd trades Fauci for Google when it suits the narrative. #Hypocrisy #TrustTheExperts.
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You ever been at a concert with a cover band and they try to sneak in some of their own material?
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Apparently they could give me a single reason….
@Pirat_Nation Can anyone give me a single reason why Princess Zelda should NOT be played by a trans actor in the upcoming Zelda movie?.
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Fellas, send her this and ask if she wants to ride on the giant hot dog. Thank me later
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It’s ok, what are the chances of the people they were hiding from actually seeing this anyway?.
Coldplay puts CEO of Astronomer and Head of HR on jumbotron looking cozy during their concert.
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I ordered a muffin this morning and am feeling a little funny about it haha.
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It’s time we ask the serious questions, folks!.
@mileslangston_ @atrupar If Trump doesn’t protect the billionaires, who will?.
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So I finally had a chance to try the new “photo mode” they added to #NIGHTREIGN and WTF is this?!
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If the light turns green and you’re not paying attention and we miss the light because we are behind you, they should be able to send you to El Salvador.
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Nope.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is still hot af. Grow up.
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You’ll get lied to and you’ll do nothing about it. You’ll tweet and moan and groan then you’ll go home and stuff your face and watch sports til you pass out and wake up to clock in and they’ll keep lying and it will never change. Happy Wednesday!.
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This is a cute tweet but no we’re not. Politicians will never stop lying to us and thinking they will is naive. Sorry to ruin the circle jerk, though.
Americans are done being lied to.
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Trump is so good at earning new supporters he is getting his original base to turn on him just to build a new one, for fun. It’s really quite impressive when you think about it!.
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A lot of people think this, but they’re wrong. Men can be loved when they don’t have money as long as their dick is big enough.
I think men are only loved when they have money.
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Why do people like this “snack wrap” from McDonald’s? What am I missing here?.
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