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Powerful boy. Happy camper. Sprinting into the arms of Christ. Chess coach to the stars. Alyoshakarmazov69
Joined July 2024
Hello twitter friends. I present to you my course on the Benko Gambit. It is the culmination of a year’s worth of research. If you’re into chess, please buy it. If not, please RT this, as I owe the IRS a lot of money and need this thing to sell.
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Addled zoomers on here should read some history. The principled stands (many of which bordered on insane) that made your myopic lives possible might inspire a little deference to systems beyond your understanding.
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The founder of our country represented a group of cops who shot into a crowd of protestors pro-bono simply because he believed in one’s right to a fair trial. He did this with no regard to the reputational hit he would take.
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Sure, don’t dehumanize people but like…a tragic event that kills all of my friends and family, who are spread across multiple cities? Are we talking about nuclear war? I think I’m a lot more than two tragic events from homelessness.
you’re all way too comfortable dehumanizing homeless people while being one or two tragic events away from ending up in the same situation.
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I want to hang out with @jeff82874662 and @alt1na1 and if it doesn’t happen soon I’m going to go insane and do crimes.
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Genuinely though do people in the comments not understand that state/city taxes exist?.
Moving to a new city isn’t a sin you need to atone for lmfao get a grip.
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This is all I see in the comments of @mornings0da ‘s transplant post.
im a leftist who uses ai to cheat on my art history homework at Bard College . when i graduate i will get a job at one of my dad’s friends companies .
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You got to 945 and quit too soon. Could have been something.
You know my elo score (plateaued around 800 years ago) but not my story (I have brain damage).
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Are we going to do this stupid sorority girl dance video discourse every fucking year?.
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RT @nexta_tv: 🐻 In Canada, a bear broke into a house — but ran into a Pomeranian with an attitude. In Vancouver, the bear snuck into an art….
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Lmao why did Gelfand use this photo of Petrosian
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RT @black_ortho: @_HMSP The two dollars is to aspire for bacon. To dare to dream. It’s another 2.50 to see it realized tho.
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Spent my whole life thinking I'd be a Russian Revolution/WW1/WW2 style republican dad armchair historian. turns out I'm more of a medievalist. Go figure.
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A drug addict chess player who is out of painkillers. Call that a more-oxy bind.
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RT @OiseauDeGuerre: POV: You’re a French knight bleeding out on the blood soaked ground at the Battle of Agincourt
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“I have AIDS, I will stab you, I’m not playing, give me $5”. Incredible sales pitch ngl.
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obligatory
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"Titular" should be an awesome combination of "Tubular!" and "Tits" and could be shouted by surfer bros. Instead it means some other bullshit.
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It always amazes me that there's a famous actress called "Imagine Poop".
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