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@delusionalhulk

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EDH, powerlifting and FFXIV, 🏳️‍🌈 thicc boi aficionado and habitual sad bitch. I don't drink enuf water to justify my attitude. #1 CYNDAQUIL HATER😡

Austin, TX
Joined January 2021
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@delusionalhulk
lol I'm not a bottom
3 years
Just love when the TRASH takes itself out!
@Cyndaquilism
Cyndaquilism
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NO
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@delusionalhulk
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If a random white man showed up asking to show him the kids, I'd think they were bout to shoot shit up or they were pedos on the prowl.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
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@delusionalhulk
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Just looking a complete mess! Why are they so ashamed of their own culture that they have to steal ours?
@stoppfeenin
Boochie is the Name
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We can’t have nothing to ourselves 🫩
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@delusionalhulk
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All the people Cyclops has fucked offends you?
@EllyB165
Elly
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We need to talk about how disgusting this cover is🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
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@delusionalhulk
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There should be a law that media that is "retired" by studios should be public domain. This is just bc they don't want to pay potential residuals
@ToonHive
ToonHive
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‘KaBlam!’ and ‘Action League Now!’ are no longer streaming on Paramount+.
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@paperssil
lux
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@solidsx1
solidsx2point0.bsky (stay ready to ✌🏿)
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This has been one of the coziest holidays I’ve had in a long time 🥰 and I am here for it
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@The_Aftershock_
The Aftershock
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BREAKING: An autonomous group broke into Bruntons Aero Products factory in Glasgow. Once inside, they dismantled machinery used to product parts for weapons companies arming Israel. They took action in solidarity with the Palestinian people, and the hunger strikers.
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@delusionalhulk
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Morning! Just a friendly reminder that Jill Stein is a loser and grifter and yall were fools to vote for her Also please dont fuck up the midterm this year being privileged single issue cvnts when were literally having to fight to keep civil rights and trans ppl alive Thanks!😘
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@delusionalhulk
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What is it about Nigerians that make them like that???
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@delusionalhulk
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Is this not putting that entire community in very real danger? So you find a queer safe space where it illegal to be free and you run to tell the Internet and their government exactly how to find them???
@Hybrid_Ola
Vampz
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“Lagos has created such an amazing underground party scene for queer people to feel free and embrace themselves” — Queer couples shares their experience as a tourist visiting Lagos
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@cuberoon
Zeke Adams (cuberoon)
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Well 2026 is off to a feral start
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@princesalamwane
𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸
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Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine :
@introvert_hu_ji
Introvert //🙇🏻‍♂️
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In your opinion, did she make the right choice?
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@delusionalhulk
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Sure🙄
@interesting_aIl
Interesting As Fuck
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Absurd art by Matt McCreary
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@flexing_scorpio
King ScorpiHeauXXX🦂👑
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2026 ain’t gonna catch me slippin… #starthowyouwanttofinish #HappyNewYear2026
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@RJ_maps
RJ🌷🗺️
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This is the only day you can rt this
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@delusionalhulk
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Why is everyone on Archer so chopped, myself included???
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@Rone9_9
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@delusionalhulk
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Me heading back to 2025 to bring his gaping hole and elephant trunk into the new year
@_SubtlePower
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We leaving Marshall Price and his assplay in 2025
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@delusionalhulk
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This is great! I hope she's paying them a livable wage tho
@MegansStats
Stallion Stats
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Megan Thee Stallion has opened her first Popeyes location in South Beach Miami!
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@delusionalhulk
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How can we speed it up?
@j_fishback
James Fishback
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White genocide is real, and we need to stop pretending it’s not.
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