Deathᐰncϟor 👨👩👧👦1ˢᵗ 🇺🇸
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The strange world of a pirate, in a populous city, drowning in society. Pronouns are scallywag/mendicant/captain. 🏴☠ 🦜 ⛵ ⚓ ☠️ ⚔️ 🗝️
Tied to an anchor in the ocean
Joined August 2008
Haunting: (verb) taking a massive stinky shit, that your presence remains long after you have gone.
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Tipping question. Who specifically am I tipping on the check at a sit down restaurant? If it's only the waiter, what if the food sucks? What if the drinks suck? If it's everyone, what if the waiter's service sucks? What if the manager clearly understaffed the shift?
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The stupidity of this question is exactly why I don't argue with people. Civil war would have to be fought somewhere, even between 2 regions. Supply lines, geographic considerations and season are ignored in this question.
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Even if they didn't have arms, they can kick me to death. So I'll be blasting.
Even if an intruder is unarmed, should you still be allowed to shoot them for breaking into your house?..
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They are obviously efficient at not being efficient. Look at you bragging that you are doing all this shit, but getting paid the same as the fool who barely gets shit done.
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No one ever tells you the hardest part of marriage is learning how to read your wife's mind.
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Name one stupid thing that many men do often, that women rarely do.
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Interesting info about certain types of people and how to deal with them. https://t.co/Hdatvz6GLl
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What's the best way to deal with someone who will lie to benefit their goals, but tells the truth wh
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Great example of illusory superiority
are you a better than the average driver?
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Addicts don't think they are addicted. Nicotine, alcohol, caffeine all affect how you feel. If you cannot stop using it for one month, you are addicted.
Confession: I'm a dumb bitch What happened was I read on twitter dot com that nicotine when not smoked is actually an amazing nootropic that helps your concentration with no negative side effect. ...aaaaand after avoiding smoking for my entire adult life I'm now addicted to
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Anyone else tired of tiktok and Instagram videos just bring reposted to 𝕏? I didn't have those apps because the videos are trash.
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If bartenders can go to jail for over-serving alcohol to someone who then kills another person, judges should go to jail for releasing criminals who do the same.
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How are you an adult and don't know that humans will do human things and that you need to learn to make accommodations for yourself to deal with it?
Airlines should permanently ban parents from airlines if your child is screaming during a 16 hour flight How do you not know how to control your child…
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I'm over 40 with kids and active. I don't know how people find time or need to go to a gym. I'm exhausted from running errands, doing tasks, fixing the house, landscaping, general maintenance of everyday things.
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Never heard of a booty call?
This is sort of embarrassing, but how do single people meet their physical contact needs?
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If you're fat and want to lose weight, but can't stop eating: Carry 5 apples everyday. You must eat an apple before you eat anything. You also must eat all the apples by the end of the day. I've never seen anyone get fat from apples.
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