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@Dciaa

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Joined February 2010
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@pitchfork
Pitchfork
12 years
Caribou (@caribouband) to release new album Our Love. Listen to "Can't Do Without You" http://t.co/tTomWzrXQM
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
Is quickly pulling off a prisoner's head less cruel than a lethal injection? http://t.co/eifUcPTUAw http://t.co/xLh8i0kOU0
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
Kay Jewelers Recalls 2 Million Cursed Wedding Rings http://t.co/rEEZ2CWVvJ http://t.co/WSNz8wqIrW
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
"We will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble." http://t.co/ETVKlRv3Zx http://t.co/8MOzEQI9KT
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity http://t.co/z1AwTQNW9N
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
87% Of Man’s Memories Shame-Based http://t.co/A4ikVSN70R
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@chelseaanet
chelsea anét
12 years
Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom. http://t.co/IOo89Vypy7
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
Study Links Meat, Sugar Consumption To Early Death Among Those Who Choose To Be Happy In Life http://t.co/oF2a7tCFfB
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@StephenAtHome
Stephen Colbert
12 years
To be clear: I’m not racist. Some of my favorite history months are black.
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@AADaddario
Alexandra Daddario
12 years
.... The president has seen my boobs http://t.co/I5BRXOl1UO
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@pitchfork
Pitchfork
12 years
Sufjan Stevens: "Most days I wake up and wish I was @MacMiller" http://t.co/dufK2toMCF http://t.co/zR9TST22Ho
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
In Focus: Kanye West Confirms He's Working On New Solo Child http://t.co/JvqFNaxFAY
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@danthat
formerly Size Five Games
12 years
Dungeon Keeper Review Simulator: http://t.co/KgYPJB31xB (by @jonathanEx)
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
Russia Applauds America's Efforts To Exclude Gay Athletes From Professional Sports http://t.co/sYBvdDhoRE
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
Trojan Unveils New 3-Piece Formal Condoms http://t.co/G6tqwBfldy http://t.co/dIv6AvSxA9
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
"Grammy day is my favorite day in the whole wide world!" – Thom Yorke http://t.co/oQMjrrqNOy
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
Sick Fucks Line Up To Gape At Dead Body http://t.co/oGddAto10I http://t.co/PDKbl3zzwS
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
New Leather-Bound Notebook To Really Unleash Area Woman's Creativity http://t.co/Xhs0fAuaHN
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
Beauty Industry Announces Massive New Initiative To Make Women Self-Conscious About Their Palms http://t.co/NTTqcye7zR
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@TheOnion
The Onion
12 years
Netflix Instant Thinking About Adding Good Movie http://t.co/6944EhdYGa
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