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JayVA

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Dad. Husband. US Army Veteran 1990-1996. Big Data Tech Guy. Fitness Psycho. Soccer player. NFL Fan. I love the Washington Football Team. Sorry.

Woodbridge, VA
Joined November 2023
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JayVA
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I wonder if AP had traded Wylie for a 6/7 round pick swap in 2027 or whatever if that would have been enough to make the local radio idiots shut the fuck up? Might have been worth it.
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JayVA
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Can’t believe I put myself through Suter’s breakdown this morning. But his comments about Jacob Martin and why tf wasn’t he starting were hilarious. Kind of stuff I don’t pick up on watching TV.
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David Shuster
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This is apparently adding to the expectation that once Rep. Grijalva is sworn in and signs the Massie discharge petition, triggering a House vote 7 legislative days later, more than 100+ republicans will vote with all dems to release the files to get in front of what’s coming.
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David Shuster
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A few GOP house members say they’ve heard from FBI/DOJ contacts that the Epstein files (with copies in different agencies) are worse than Michael Wolff’s description of Epstein photos showingTrump with half naked teenage girls. Speculation/rumors sweeping through GOP caucus. 1/
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John Tayman
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@1067theFan I think this is indicative of the 'feed me now, i need instant gratification or i will scream that everything stinks and someone needs to be blamed for my inability to handle adversity" generation. Shut up. Go to your room.
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JayVA
2 days
When we get stuff like this in November it means it will be 89 degrees on Christmas Day.
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Capital Weather Gang
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❄️ Let's Go Snow! Chance of first flakes late Monday in DC area, especially west and north of Beltway. Accumulation a good bet in mountains of eastern West Virginia, western Md, southwest Pa (Sun-Tue). This is still 5 days away... so forecast will need to be refined.
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JayVA
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The Capital Weather Gang is never wrong!
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Capital Weather Gang
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❄️ Let's Go Snow! Chance of first flakes late Monday in DC area, especially west and north of Beltway. Accumulation a good bet in mountains of eastern West Virginia, western Md, southwest Pa (Sun-Tue). This is still 5 days away... so forecast will need to be refined.
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JayVA
2 days
There really should be a better fart emoji. The current one is insufficient.
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JayVA
2 days
😳 😳😳😳
@BarredinDC
Barred in DC
2 days
No way this happens. Yes this is DC
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JayVA
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Excited to announce I’m migrating from terraform to opentofu.
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JayVA
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You gotta laugh a little about any politician running on “affordability” in NYC. Not to be the cynic, but good luck delivering on that.
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JayVA
2 days
We had a lot of cap space back in March too. It’s hard to predict what the actual free agent class in 2026 will look like until the league sets the cap.
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Josh Taylor
2 days
The bad: Commanders only have 6 picks. The good: Commanders got cap space, and should have even more. Gotta capitalize on it though and make some tough decisions.
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Matt Bennett
2 days
It turns out that firing half of Northern Virginia for no reason might not be super popular in Northern Virginia.
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JayVA
3 days
It’s funny to see fans melting down about the lack of picks heading into 2026. I guarantee you wouldn’t have to dig very deep for a bunch of “f them picks” tweets back in March. “Three ones for Myles Garrett! No brainer!!!” Absofuckinglutley delusional.😂
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JayVA
3 days
The Full Beaver!!!! 🌕
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Doug Kammerer
3 days
Check it out!! Tonight, we will see the biggest Supermoon since February of 2019. This is called the Full Beaver Moon. Unfortunately the moon will rise at 416pm when the sun is still up, so we will miss the moon rise, but it will still look great after sunset.
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JayVA
3 days
This is kind of hilarious. Had no idea this was a thing! These cats should try a couple seasons as Washington fans.
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Jason Reid
3 days
The way some Chiefs fans go off weekly on the GM and the coaching staff is really something. I mean, nine straight AFC West titles, seven consecutive AFC Championship Game appearances, five SB berths and three SB titles — including the first team in 20 years to go back-to-back.
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JayVA
3 days
I don’t really care if they fire the DC right now unless it’s something the players are demanding. It’s not going to change this season one way or the other. I don’t need one of those Dan Snyder make the fans feel better moves and don’t want to see the team operating like that.
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JayVA
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Damn Dallas lost to AZ?
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JayVA
4 days
Man I have watched every terrible season to the last play of the last game over the past 30+ years. I’m really struggling with this one, and it’s not even Thanksgiving. Are we sure we’ve hit rock bottom yet?
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Andy Pollin
4 days
These are the Super Bowl era uniforms. But it should be pointed out that they were 3-13 a couple of times wearing them
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JayVA
4 days
Steve is not wrong here.
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Steve Czaban
4 days
Jesus Christ. Shades of Chip Kelly and Michael Vick being up 35-0 just :49 into the 2nd quarter back in 2010.
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