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John Fashanu. John Fashanu. John Fashanu.

We can't stay silent while the UK government restricts our right to express ourselves. Together we can demand the government's new anti-protest laws are scrapped. Sign the @AmnestyUK petition today:

The human rights violations taking place in Gaza are at catastrophic levels. Despite this, the UK still hasn’t suspended all transfers of arms to Israel - there should be no loopholes

I’m on the other place. I deleted the app for here - came back to check an old DM and within a fortnight it’s turned into absolute garbage. Won’t delete account but just can’t be arsed with this mess.

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Thank you to our hosts @EastleighFCAcad and best wishes for the rest of the season. The young Dons will now face Wolves at home in round three of the #FAYouthCup. @AFCWAcademy | #AFCW 🟡🔵

Powerful interview with surgeon Nizam Mamode in the Sunday National today, who has been in Gaza experiencing the devastation. “If Keir Starmer doesn't want to use the word genocide, I would suggest he considers handing back his law degree,” he told us. https://t.co/4uAQn4X9gF

Logan Paul offering out a 58 year old who looked like he’d soiled himself and was wearing roller skates to go to the toilet to recover is about the mark of the yellow spray can prick.

Was absolutely obsessed with these as a kid - hated actually doing them as didn’t want to ruin them.

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This makes it sound very quaint. About the time this was broadcast we was having a standoff with about 50 v 15 in a cafe that got totalled before the police pulled a National Express up at the door and ferried us away back to the smoke. The best of times.

Bluesky won’t actually really kick off until the Streatham Rovers universe arrives. Just saying.

🚨 | SPORT: The growing scandal of football referee bias against Liverpool FC has deepened as a historic photograph appearing to show ex-Champions League official Pierluigi Collina dressed as one of Harry Enfield's comedy 'The Scousers' characters was anonymously posted online.

If more of you OG Twitter heads can find your way out and into BlueSky it would make it a hell of a lot easier to fuck this binfire app into outer space. See what I did…

A streamer you’ve never heard of who wasn’t born before any of the Dark Knight movies came out is gonna buy this and hydroplane it into a dog rescue shelter and gain two million subscribers and a Prime sponsorship

There's a PhD to be written on the fetishisation of remembrance.

And there it was. @DonsLocalAction #BigSleepOut4. Massive thanks to all sponsors and participants💛💙Legends. Still time to sponsor, with each £5 sponsorship to Craig and I also buying an emergency homeless pack! https://t.co/eI8bHj4YTs

What a game. What a move. What a team.