dave μtrd
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instruments and knick knacks and space and birds
Joined August 2010
Buddy is just the American version of “mate” and frankly? It clears.
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Hey! This sucks!.
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Hey that’s nice for the red wings who recognize and celebrate the emancipation of black Americans. Surely fans of the Honkiest Sport on Earth will be normal and cool in the comments.
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The pad Thai I’m eating is mediocre but I’m still grateful to not be allergic to peanuts.
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RT @KimIversenShow: So they ARE able to do this? They don’t have the level entire buildings killing dozens of women and children?.
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The Florida panthers are ontologically evil and do not deserve to see god’s light.
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Ah yes the white haven of Costco, the promised land for our Anglo ancestors. Bulk membership shopping was guaranteed by our forefathers. I want to pay more money to avoid melanin. Please let me pay more money. Please I’m so dumb.
It's incredible how fast Costco went from a normal place for White people to shop to an immigration office. All over North America, friends tell me it's a third world bazaar. I fully support raising the fee - 5x it. Minimum.
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Guy in a lifted F150 at the oil change place next to me paying them to change his windshield wipers.
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I see that Elon is bored and blowing up my timeline again now that he’s out of the government. Get a real job man.
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I’m so glad we’re burning the amazon rainforest so I can have the luxury of receiving 11 fan duel ads in my mail box every week.
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I think it sucks that everything is apps now and also all the apps are bad.
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The Elon fans replying to this are so funny dude. “Yeah but erm he has lots of money” “um actually it’s strategic”.
Wait, Elon’s been getting all these women pregnant with in vitro fertilization? . Dude I got a way cooler method you should try you dumbass.
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Why is the White House tweeting like a JRPG villain.
DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED.
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I harbor a disproportionate amount of hate in my heart for that HandClap song. it sounds like it was written specifically to be played at Junior Prom.
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