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professional ass. Youtube: https://t.co/PGGJXFrNje Podcast: https://t.co/goUwWH8Zi0 Evil Twin: https://t.co/OtuaWyfhAP
Tallahassee, FL
Joined November 2018
my audience and I have such a great relationship i love you guys
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Happy 2nd Annual International Cheese & Wine Night everybody
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she probably thought it would be kinda funny and then when he died she was like oh shit i shouldn't have tre flipped little gary down a giant set of stairs. honest mistake i could see myself making.
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she rode him down the staircase like a skateboard didn't she. what a monster.
Gary Coleman's ex-wife just failed a lie detector test about his fatal fall. New twists add fuel to years of speculation. Dive into the full story:
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i need that lady with the gom jabbar to figure out which one of my kids keeps shitting without flushing.
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Wait, Elon’s been getting all these women pregnant with in vitro fertilization? . Dude I got a way cooler method you should try you dumbass.
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every tutorial has a series of redstone converter doodads and dispensers and funnels. i thought i'd just cram a chicken into some lava and be a fucking hero to my kid god im so stupid.
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I told my daughter i'd build her a Steve's Lava Chicken Shack from the minecraft movie and now i can't figure out how to do it and she's on the verge of tears.
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if i was an old timey villain i'd abduct the people responsible for the Corsair iCUE software and tie them to some railroad tracks.
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I told Abby that Poob really likes cookies so she should cook cookies before he comes over when in reality I don’t even think he likes cookies and now I have all these to myself
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They took the ads off my cooking video for what? For frying up a succulent Peruvian meal!? This is democracy manifest!
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OH IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE!?.
Fishing has been a memorable part of many games, whether it's Final Fantasy XV, Red Dead Redemption 2, or Animal Crossing: New Horizons. What game has your favorite fishing minigames and side quests?
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Wife’s been talking about learning to make pastries. These are exciting times indeed.
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In my garage melting my menorah down with a blowtorch and then pouring it into a crucifix mold.
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After seeing Elon do that nazi salute at the inauguration I just want to clarify that I’m not actually Jewish I was lying.
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I don’t mean to get political but. Where the fuck did my internet porn go.
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do you understand how much of a fucking sap i feel like actually buying this rn. i own like 6 versions of this fucking game
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