David Dempsey
@david_dempsey
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The most messed thing about this is the woman trying to say people being disgusted by this is a form of misogyny!?! NO YOU NASTY FUCK!!! PEOPLE SHOULDN'T WANT HUMAN ANYTHING IN THEIR FOOD, LET ALONE GENITAL DISCHARGES!! #wouldyoueatmycumcrumpets?
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Do you think Donald Trump visiting their country is Vietnam's Vietnam?
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oh my god, Putin sounds like Poo-tin and Trump rhymes with dump!!!! THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING THERE!!! just give me a little time with it guys..........
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is now a good time to ask @netflix if they will record my comedy special? im at least as funny (and 100% less complicit to sexual crimes) as most of the comics they have on their service. i already have the venue too: @empressalehouse @empresscomedy
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If something awful happens to you just know you are not alone, someone on social media will make your problem about them.
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I have only now realised I am blocked on twitter by Lars Callieou, the reason I found out? I wanted to tag him in the Louie CK story and tell him he finally had something in common with his hero 😂😂😂
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I always thought Louie CK seemed like an insincere piece of shit, but now I know he probably really meant all those raping kids jokes.
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To @realDonaldTrump I know this tweet wont change the world but I really need you to know; you are a sack of shit and I hope you catch your scrotum in a moving bike chain
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OH THANK GOD!! People are writing "thoughts and prayers" on social media!! It's all gonna be ok guys!!!
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Number of people who go bankrupt every year bc of medical bills: Britain: 0 France:0 Japan: 0 Germany: 0 Canada: 0 USA: 643,000
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of course lack of compromise caused the civil war! if iron man had just— oh the actual civil war? no that was definitely because of slavery
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Muslims are gonna be expected to denounce #NYCTerror but US government officials continue defending slavers and slavery. GO USA!!!
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why wont #NFLBoycott work? coz everyone boycotting is dirt poor,dumb,white trash; I'm guessing the NFL wont miss the 8 bucks they brought in
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if the thing that gets you most upset in the world is an athlete protesting during your countries anthem you are a fucking loser
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#NFL players are like pornstars, they get fucked hard for like 7-10 years then retire and are broke or dead within a decade
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a breathalyzer that stops you from tweeting. but it's for @realDonaldTrump and instead of alcohol it's how drunk on power you are.
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my hot take: #ilizashlesinger isn't wrong, just very hypocritical.
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whoever got the original hotmale@hotmail.com email address must be dead by now from all the sexing he undoubtedly got.
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Calm down about Kathy griffin you guys I mean that's just how women joke around in locker rooms
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