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@davetheealien

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an outlier amongst outsiders | i am in my 30s, so in gay that means i am dead

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@davetheealien
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@mynameisrel_ @roxxyhaze It’s the sisterhood of the traveling pants for me. At least you got a cardigan in a different color.
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@davetheealien
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@THEVIVIENNEUK Viv, following you on Twitter hasn't painted you in the best light. You're very reactionary, and, to be quite honest, a bit of a brat. It isn't all about a crown. It's what you do with the platform. You did very well in the season. It's a shame this is what you present afterwards
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@davetheealien
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4 years
@baebri_97 @thugfairy_ @Danielle_Barone @iamcardib How is wap racist when it stands for Wet Ass Pussy? And how the hell did she feel so empowered to use the n-word in all caps? You know who is a racist? You are, Danielle. I’ll be heading back to sign a petition at the Bass Pro Shop, but Danielle you’re on a notice now.
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@davetheealien
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2 years
@_BussyQueen Forget UK vs The World. It’s Pangina vs Canada
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@kerricolby “Accidentally”…girl between that face and that ass you’re converting all of us.
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@davetheealien
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4 years
@TheYungCub @baebri_97 @thugfairy_ @Danielle_Barone @iamcardib I’m signing a petition to have them sell more wetsuits so I can handle all this WAP on my timeline.
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@davetheealien
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4 years
@jk_rowling @jaketapper Is it only for TERFs and transphobes?
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@upuntil_dawn The spell just summoned Masc Dawn
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@davetheealien
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2 years
@ShadyLawrence @verified Maybe Elon Musk was #teambimini back in series 2. @verified give the queen her badge!
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@MaddyMorphosis @thatonequeen Actually now that I think about it calling Bob corny on The Pit Stop which she used to host and saying it to Trixie who stole her job was PRETTY BOLD of you Maddy. You ordered this smoke with rush delivery.
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@davetheealien
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1 year
@gayandold Crown her immediately
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2 months
@theyngels This is a) not true b) a little pointed. Why is Hershii catching strays from you? Mind your own business and your own car and you’ll be just fine.
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@davetheealien
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2 years
@TheOrionStory And that’s Orion’s story
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@davetheealien
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2 years
@Alexand29822509 @ThulaniIcon @WillowPillQueen @jasminekennedie @hereisbosco @kerricolby This should be a show that has supportive fans that embrace and celebrate everyone under the queer/LGBTQ+ umbrella. I’m not so sure you meet that criteria. Also, who the fuck are you to comment on any of these amazing and beautiful humans? Have several seats before you get got.
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@davetheealien
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@fiercalicious @MistressIBrooks @luxxnoirlondon Fierce is on one rn, and I support it.
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@davetheealien
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@dawnieedreams @MallowEric88 And that’s you! Not everyone would be or is uncomfortable in that situation. Calling someone fatphobic based off of one interaction you saw on TV is premature and a bit dramatic.
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1 year
@SalinaEstitties If you’re posting this against your will send MacBooks.
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@davetheealien
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4 years
@L_A_Baker @SpicyPurritos @JoeBiden When you’re this ignorant I think your oxygen levels should have been a concern long before now. Sorry a worldwide pandemic is an inconvenience to you and your sensibilities. How dare we ask you to inconvenience yourself for the health and safety of others! I pity you. So selfish
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@davetheealien
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@kornbreadTMFS @kerricolby @RuPaulsDragRace It’s actually Gia’s Drag Race. They just haven’t told RuPaul yet.
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@thatonequeen @MaddyMorphosis That crayon is red because she’s coming for blood.
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5 months
@beyspope I have that shirt. It’s an official. Beyoncé shirt that she sold on The Formation World Tour.
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@davetheealien
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@upuntil_dawn The Dawn on the right is the one who tweets after midnight.
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@davetheealien
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2 years
@Bhytes1 All women except JK Rowling. She’s excluded this year.
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@Theatrical_mess But the N was for Necklace
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@C_Stad26 @MaddyMorphosis @thatonequeen It fell flat for you because you didn’t get it. And that’s okay.
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@davetheealien
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4 years
@monetxchange This is beyond devastating. Imagine being that young and worrying that your mother is about to be shot by the police as well. That little girl has shown more courage than most of these police officers. There are truly monsters in our society.
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@davetheealien
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2 years
@kornbreadTMFS @hereisbosco Neither one of Michelle’s feet are touching the ground
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@GreenGayYT “People were killed.” “No one was killed at NPBFAG.” “Nobody was killed?”
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@davetheealien
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1 year
@morganmcmichael Someone think of the children…and how much life this is going to give them too.
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@davetheealien
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4 years
@THEVIVIENNEUK She is also constantly berating fans on Twitter, telling them how she has done more for the community, trans people, etc than they ever will. She's full of herself. Vivienne is a very talented queen, and she did deserve to win. Being booked doesn't mean she isn't a brat.
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@SLURS4DAYZ @ajaoxum You seem like such a miserable human being
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@Alexand29822509 @ThulaniIcon @WillowPillQueen @jasminekennedie @hereisbosco @kerricolby And before anyone says anything I consider Maddy as part of our community despite his heterosexuality. Allies matter too.
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@upuntil_dawn I thought for sure you’d be #TeamDooDooClown
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@davetheealien
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@C_Stad26 @MaddyMorphosis @thatonequeen It’s a joke, and you didn’t get it.
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2 years
@tobikdebil @WritesStanley I’m pretty sure Mo has only won one lip sync and that was against Manila. She’s had one double shantay with Latrice. She lost to The Vixen once and twice to Trinity the Tuck. Mo is a fabulous lip syncer in her own right, but Jujubee is iconic. Black Velvet? Come on!
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@davetheealien
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@rezanosrati @kellyclarkson I clicked on this thread ready to FIGHT
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@davetheealien
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2 years
Just got home from work, and I want to make sure @ChipShopBird is right and well. Have you checked on your favorite drag queens lately? Have you told @Divinadecampo to break a leg in Hedwig yet? Have you checked to see if @BluHydrangea_ eliminated RuPaul yet? Quit frockin’ around
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@morphinelovemua That’s the exact look she had on her face when she yanked your wig off
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@fathrfigvre Baby that’s Ongina
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@thatonequeen When is she painting you?
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@davetheealien
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@Jorgeous_1 @RuPaul RuPaul you have 24 hours to respond.
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@rebirthcanal How many children have died after drinking his shiny water of doom?
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@BlazesAccount I think my favorite part other than how fucking gorgeous Morphine looks is that proportionately the duster is a different size in every photo.
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@crystalwillseeu He must want to go back to court.
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@luxxnoirlondon Ended her a bit for sure
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@davetheealien
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All these streaming services and not one Magical Kingdom of Landover movie or show. I only started reading @TerryBrooks in 2020, and he has quickly become my favorite author and #Landover is my favorite series (I have started Sword of #Shannara so that could change)
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@davetheealien
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@upuntil_dawn @planejaneminion Amanda left Drag Race and immediately got to work on that mug later that same day. Her rapid glow up into the Glamazonian stratosphere is legendary and inspirational. I’m sorry I can’t allow you to slander our goddess any further on this good day.
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@davetheealien
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@kornbreadTMFS “…and the queen of all queens THEE winner of All Stars 7 is…this one over here” 😂
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@davetheealien
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@MaddyMorphosis Drop a diss track about YouTube, and we’ll let you slide this time.
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@PanginaHeals Don’t send hate to the queens. It’s not Pangina’s fault that she’s at war with all of Canada.
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@davetheealien
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@RuPaulsDragRace @MaddyMorphosis @trixiemattel If you aren’t going to let Maddy host Pit Stop at least let her be a special correspondent.
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@davetheealien
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@ObamaFoundation Have you seen V for Vendetta? Couldn't you be like O for Overthrowing The Dictatorship? Asking for a friend. #resist
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@davetheealien
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@AmandaTori69 In my experience there’s something about being in the room with @sashacolby that’s life altering in the most incredible way possible.
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@davetheealien
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@PanginaHeals Are you okay? This was months ago for you, but I hope the fans are sending you love today.
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@davetheealien
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@MistyGQuartz That’s fancy. Usually it’s next to a mop bucket and a bathroom where the stall doesn’t lock.
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@davetheealien
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@Jorgeous_1 @TennesseeTwunk Imagine being this upset that you can’t do poppers at the grocery store.
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@davetheealien
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@morphinelovemua I bow to my (hacked) Queen of She Done Already Done Had Changed Her Password
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2 years
@thequeenpri @jujuboston She’s also to date the only queen to compete in every All Stars elimination format.
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@davetheealien
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@MaddyMorphosis @hereisbosco Drop Dead Jorgeous (Jorgeous as a zombie)
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