Dave Goldsmith
@davegoldsmth
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63 years young From Hershey, Pennsylvania. Trump Supporter, Old school american. Creator of the term BMF 🛻🇺🇸
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Me acting chill as Mr. Espana gets his shotgun because someone dropped a half eaten quesadilla on the floor (it was me)
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The fat Joe igou would make a mockery of the current joe igou.
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Everyone laughs and giggles at the burners but nobody asks how are the ones behind the burner
#real
#idkillforhumaninteraction
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Fuck a comedy show, give me some weed popcorn and let me watch gabe sauer talk to girls for an hour
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No way this mf threw these fits on, looked in the mirror and thought to himself “yea this is gonna get me laid tn” then walked out the house.
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Imagine the feeling of punching nick finlay square across the jaw.
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Pringles can, rubber band, glove, and a sponge during covid
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After countless tweets flooding my feed by the most corny ill-minded genuinely unfunny nor creative people, I feel it’s time to retire from the game. If you or your friend created a burner because you think your a comedy genius, your not, and you truly ruined it
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Watched project x in 8th grade thinking high school was gonna be a movie. Last night I played hot seat at grace davenports
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I’d pay to see a documentary on Gianni vignas dating life
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Me in federal prison after calling someone chubby and someone else a bitch
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I can’t even blame abby sievers for the lazy eye, my fried ass be doing the same shit sometimes I’m ngl
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@JStinkelheimler
Na that guy that dropped the quesadilla gotta be first. Woulda thought an atomic bomb was going off when that happened
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If I see one more long ass tweet with a shit punchline by an account with >12 followers I may be forced into retirement.
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Sometimes I feel look in the mirror and feel like a piece of shit, then I remember Dylan freeman did doctor/nurse role play with espana
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If you get offended by tweets turn ur phone off lol. Take a walk or som
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I once had a dream that I was hanging out with st joe b team. I woke up drenched in sweat and terrified.
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Me laid up w maria edwards after she just ordered my fried ass 4 Crunchwrap supremes and a Baja blast
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Not to mention his fuckinh fringe underneath the cowboy hat. I’m so fucking mad
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I liked u
I’m buzzed rn srry I’m j like Idek ab to cry lowkey
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I’m convinced that dogs can talk but they don’t because of the possibility of having to talk to brooke klearman
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Hooking up with lily hoehn is essentially the same as going bankrupt
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Someone’s gotta tell Gianni vigna to give Princess Leia back 💀💀
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